"Brothers and sisters who have nothing to celebrate. Rutti, make sure the portable soccer goalposts are packed."
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Columbia Guarantees 4.0 GPA To Anyone Participating In Pro-Terror Rally
Any mention of the IDF instead of the IOF will disqualify the applicant.
Read More »New Smuggling Shipment To Hamas Brings Crucial Dolls, Stuffed Toys For Staged Photos
How and where to use the supplies is left to the discretion of local Hamas personnel.
Read More »Hamas, Democrats Credit Each Other With Idea To Inflate Numbers With/Of Dead People
"They can put up numbers that we'll never reach."
Read More »Khamenei, IRGC Bigwigs Fitted With Lights To Prevent Getting Spooked By Own Shadows
Israel has hacked the personal lighting systems, as well, causing them to turn off at inconvenient times.
Read More »I Have Traveled From 1948 To See The Glorious Islamic Future Of Southern Syria
by Abd al-Qadir Husseini
Read More »If Not Now Seder Advanced To Friday Morning
They cannot afford to squander such an opportunity to piggyback their political agenda onto an ancient tradition.
Read More »Israeli Democracy A Transparent Attempt To Distract From Tyranny
Israel has held elections on average about every two years since about 2005.
Read More »Report: Leftover Donut From Hanukkah Probably Still Edible
"All the sugar should keep it from spoiling."
Read More »Baltimore Bridge Collapse: Israeli Sabotage To Preempt Palestine Protesters Blocking Traffic There
"We all remember Stuxnet."
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