PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

RMM promises to make helping Gaza from Turkey much easier.

With the military preoccupied with countering Iran, countering Iran might have to take a back seat.

"The last time he changed his bedsheets? Probably sometime during the Mameluk era."

Willing to restore to the Oval Office a man whose policies during his first term included the 'Muslim ban.'

Complicating factor: the unavailability of exit interviews by those no longer with the company.

by Agnes Callamard, Director, Amnesty International

"Preferably the blood of a Christian child, but that's more custom than anything else. There weren't any Christians yet at the Exodus."

by Aisaq Samqaq, Students for Justice in Palestine, Vanderbilt University Chapter

"Beau died in a Hamas tunnel," responded the president. "He was a hero."

Spring has brought an entirely new clutch of ants that failed to learn the lesson he had aimed to impart to their predecessors.