Jews practice the ritual burning of olive oil in increasing quantities each night over the course of the eight-day festival each year. Hebron, December 13 – A new report by the Balestinian Academy for Linking Despised Enemies to Reprehensible Deviance And ...
Read More »Author Archives: Swidler
Feed SubscriptionUK To Attack Islamist Militant Stronghold Of ‘France’
If successful, the bombing campaign will be expanded to other Islamist strongholds, such as Belgium and Sweden. London, December 9 – British Prime Minister David Cameron announced plans this afternoon to send the Royal Air Force to conduct airstrikes against ...
Read More »Terror-Hit Egypt Hopes Tourists Will Just Send Money
“Not having to lay out money for the food, drink, and cleanup that tourists are paying for could give a serious boost to the entire sector.” Sharm al-Sheikh, December 10 – Since a bomb destroyed a Russian passenger jet over the ...
Read More »12 Injured As MKs Trip Over Selves To Condemn Trump
Zionist Union MK Amir Peretz suffered lacerations when his staff mishandled several cutting retorts to Trump. Jerusalem, December 9 – A dozen Members of Knesset and parliamentary aides were hurt today in the rush to denounce Donald Trump’s remarks about Muslims, ...
Read More »Crappy Donut Stores Accuse High-End Shops Of ‘Cultural Appropriation’
“The only real difference between a caramel sufganiyah and a jam-filled one is the color of the junk we pipe into it. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a colonialist, elitist pig.” Jerusalem, December 9 – Longtime sellers of the ...
Read More »Study: One More Attack And Jews Will Abandon Whole Zionist Enterprise
Jews can be frightened away by the mere thought of a Palestinian youth with a kitchen knife, which is why there are only 6 million of them in Israel. Gaza City, December 8 – A new report by the Palestinian ...
Read More »Palestinians To Terrorists In US: Use Knives; ‘Guns Upset Democrats’
Americans most likely to harbor sympathy for Islamists are also more suspicious of guns and gun users. Hebron, December 7 – Palestinian activists sympathetic to the aims of Islamists in the US advised would-be terrorists planning attacks in that country ...
Read More »I Like To Think Of Jews As ‘Those People With No Political Rights’
By Jeremy Ben-Ami, director, J-Street You’ve heard me say it many times, and you’ve seen our publicity campaigns: we’re a pro-peace, pro-Israel organization. In practice, that means we suborn our idea of “pro -Israel” to our idea of “peace.” To ...
Read More »In Modern Hanukkah Miracle, Abbas’s 4-Year Term Lasts 10
“Scholars debate the historicity of the Jewish miracle, but ours is here for everyone to see.” Ramallah, December 6 – Curious and inspired pilgrims are streaming to the Palestinian administrative capital to set eyes on a development appropriate for the Hanukkah ...
Read More »To Get Obama’s Attention, ISIS Renames Self ‘Global Warming’
Baghdadi conceded that it was possible Obama himself would shrink from the confrontation, as he has so far failed to stand up to Putin, Khamenei, and Assad. Raqqa, December 6 – After years of attempting to directly engage with what ...
Read More »