Antisemites see the privileged status of Jews in such contexts as Treblinka and conclude that Jews must exert enormous power. New York, November 7 – Widespread knowledge that Jews were herded by the millions to their extermination by gas, bullets, starvation, and ...
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Feed SubscriptionOmnipotent God Amused You Think ‘Can God Make A Stone He Can’t Lift?’ Means Anything
The Being that created the universe with the spoken word made heard what other divine beings heard as a chuckle. Heaven, November 3 – The creator ex nihilo of all existence, with complete control and absolute knowledge of every last ...
Read More »Israel Economy Cruising, Signaling To Unions It’s Time For Another Strike
“Economic growth is a threat to all of us,” stated Arnon ben-David, Chairman of the Histadrut. Tel Aviv, November 3 – The Jewish State’s remarkable resilience of late in fostering private-sector growth has the leaders of some of the country’s ...
Read More »Its Cute How You Think I’d Give Up An Identity Forged As Opposition To Your Existence Just For Some Economic Gain
by Fadi Shuhade, Palestinian activist Ramallah, November 2 – OMG you’re adorable. You seem to operate under the assumption that better access to jobs, a moderate improvement in standard of living, and some token territorial concessions will undo the sense ...
Read More »Disturbing Exit Polls Show People Bothered To Vote
“It’s unrealistic to expect total elimination of people who have a sense of purpose, even when it comes to something as useless as voting.” Jerusalem, November 1 – Surveys of people emerging from polling places this Election Day in Israel ...
Read More »Regime That Harbored Nazi War Criminals Likes To Compare Israel To Nazis
The regime that Tadmor Prison regular accuses Israel of torturing Palestinians, with scant evidence, while it also tortures and kills Palestinians in its own facilities all over Syria. Damascus, October 31 – A regime still officially at war with the ...
Read More »Israel Doing Same Things Other Countries Do Somehow Worse Because JEWS
“The world was an entirely peaceful place until the Zionists came and disturbed everything.” Tel Aviv, October 30 – International organizations calling attention to the Jewish State’s actions and how they affect Palestinians stressed the importance today of maintaining focus ...
Read More »No Major Holidays Till Spring: Professor Must Wait To Screw Over Jewish Students With Scheduling Conflicts
In some years Rosh HaShanah coincides with Saturday and Sunday, depriving Masoud of an occasion to impose that crucial didactic choice on Jewish students. New York, October 27 – A faculty member at Columbia University who proudly asserts his courses in ...
Read More »Tourism Now Also Ruining Hell Itself
Some arrivals believe they have come as visitors but end up detained. Hades, October 26 – Denizens of the Underworld where the wicked suffer eternal torment and others achieve cleansing of their iniquities have voiced with increasing recent frequency the complaint ...
Read More »Israeli Oblivious To Evil Motives ‘Pro-Palestinian’ Has Assigned Her
“She makes coffee there for herself and a few ‘comrades’ but we all see through the pretense: she’s appropriating Palestinian culture, disposing of her waste in the once-pristine vistas of ancient Palestine.” Kiryat Ono, October 25 – A resident of ...
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