"If I ever want to dig here again, under Palestinian, uh, protection, I'm going to have to... interpret these findings in a way that supports, rather than undermines, the ancient Palestinian claim."
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Congregants suppress indications they find his trite bombastic tendencies awkward or undesirable, so as not to humiliate another in public.
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Civilians shouldn't own assault weapons. Except Palestinian civilians.
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"Obviously, we cannot continue on our current path, which leads to the sun swallowing the earth."
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They've gotten so practiced that even Palestinian emergency medical personnel get misled.
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By Azzam Pasha, Secretary-General, Arab League 1945-1952
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Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.
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What other brilliant or scathing pranks by manuscript copyists are forever lost?
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"The defensiveness born of the whole world knowing you have a small penis."
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