“It’s definitely been a challenge.” Ramallah, July 7 – The sea change underway in the Middle East involving the acceptance and integration of Israel into a region once uniformly hostile to the Jewish State continues among numerous avenues, such as the reworking ...
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Israel’s penetration of Iran’s security apparatus is so thorough and comprehensive that whoever gets shuffled into new positions is just as likely, and perhaps more likely, than his predecessor, to be working for the Mossad. Tehran, July 7 – A ...
Read More »Frankenstein, Igor Bummed At Having To Get Sprinkled By Red Heifer Ash
“I’m a little busy now trying to locate my monster.” Geneva, July 6 – A scientist and his assistant whose work has required them to come into contact with human remains, and thus to contract what the Bible considers spiritual ...
Read More »‘Entities Upholding White Supremacy’ Database Unwieldy After Including Every Business, House Of Worship, Gov’t Office, Community Group In US
“Everything and everyone upholds white supremacy, given the breadth of the term’s definition necessary for us to wield is at a political cudgel as we see fit.” New York, July 5 – Progressive activists following the lead of a Boston-area ...
Read More »I’m So Angry At SCOTUS I’ve Had Six Abortions In The Last Week Just To Show Them
By Shea McKinnon, LGBTQIA2+-, BIPOC-, Latinx-, and persons-with-a-uterus Ally New York, July 4 – Each year on this date the pain compounds, as people of conscience everywhere bemoan the establishment of the worst society in history, with the possible exception of ...
Read More »Activists Scouring Israeli Summer Camps For Violence-Glorifying Resort To Describing Lunch As ‘Brutal Use Of Teeth On Bread’
“Games such as ‘tag’ and ‘Capture the Flag’ induce them to trample the land with their unhygienic, ‘filthy,’ if you will, feet, violating the sensibilities of Palestinians everywhere.” Jerusalem, June 30 – Progressive American NGOs have dispatched researchers to examine ...
Read More »Campaign Operations Derailed By Pollstergeist
The specter of a fifth election cycle has haunted Israel since last year. Tel Aviv, June 30 – New parliamentary elections face Israel in just under five months, and already a destructive paranormal phenomenon has sabotaged several parties’ surveying activity, sources from behind ...
Read More »US Envoy To Ramallah Marks End Of Pride Month With Joint Throw-Gays-Off-Roof Ceremony
The staff had to travel to the Tel Aviv Pride Parade several weeks ago to participate in the more familiar, Western methods of celebrating. Ramallah, June 29 – The Biden administration’s senior representative to the Palestinian Authority spent this morning ...
Read More »Iran Threat: Gov’t Urges Israelis In Turkey To Conceal Nationality By Not Being Rude
“Familiarize yourselves with the concept of a ‘queue,’ a neat line of people who wait their turns for something instead of pushing to the front.” Istanbul, June 28 – Anti-terrorism and defense officials in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv told citizens abroad ...
Read More »Religion Primitive, Says Man Willing To Sacrifice Others For Ideology
“It’s a small price to pay for sustainability,” he explained. “We can afford it, and they can make the sacrifice for something that worthwhile.” Tel Aviv, June 27 – An activist who rails against his people’s spiritual heritage, calling it ...
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