Judaism began its development more than a thousand years before Christianity, and makes no demand that others convert or accede to its dominion. Rome, March 24 – Two of the world’s major faiths, accounting for billions of human beings and ...
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The criticism has not restricted itself to factual events. San Francisco, March 23 – Critics of the Jewish State continued this week to find areas in which the nation has taken either no or insufficient steps to solve issues irrelevant to that ...
Read More »I Cite Heinous Strawmen To Discredit Zionism But Real Communism Has Never Been Tried
by Nigel Chadwick, Momentum activist London, March 21 – Progressive movements such as ours face a challenge in drawing important distinctions between the causes we support and those that earn our opposition. That challenge, and the importance of the distinctions, ...
Read More »Man Unsure What He Agreed To While Half-Listening To Wife
“I suppose I could try to elicit clues in a roundabout way.” Jerusalem, March 21 – Confusion and apprehension seized a local husband today following his realization that he could not remember the exchange in which he and his spouse ...
Read More »Corbyn, Allies Slam IDF For Blocking Shipment Of Flowers To Terrorist Graves
“Israel’s thwarting of the delivery can only be seen as cruelty for the sake of cruelty.” London, March 20 – Prominent figures in Britain’s Labour Party expressed outrage today upon learning that several bouquets they had dispatched to the Palestinian Territories ...
Read More »Religious Group That Survived Self-Sufficient For Centuries Warns Of Collapse Without Generous Gov’t Subsidies
“We cannot focus on the words of ancient great men such as Rabbi Yitzhak the Blacksmith, Rabbi Yohanan the Shoemaker, or Rabbi Elazar the Pitch-Maker, if we must devote our days to earning a living.” Jerusalem, March 17 – Legislators representing the Haredi sector of the ...
Read More »If Not Now Accidentally Recite Kiddush For Terrorist Instead Of Kaddish
The group had tried to express its grief over Israel’s killing of Salah Nimr; IDF troops shot Nimr last week when he attempted to run them down at a checkpoint south of Jerusalem. New York, March 16 – The limited knowledge ...
Read More »Gaza Man In Trouble For Not Suffering Enough To Make Israel Look Bad
Only by letting suffering dominate the physical and psychological landscape can the sacred mission approach fulfillment. Khan Yunis, March 15 – Hamas authorities in this autonomous coastal territory have begun harassing a local resident, witnesses report, because he fails to ...
Read More »Murder Victim Relieved: Killer Just Anti-Zionist, Not Antisemitic
“Anti-Zionism is totally different – it just takes those tropes and replaces ‘Jewish’ with ‘Zionist’ and that makes it OK.” Southfield, March 14 – A woman killed in a massacre at a synagogue issued a metaphorical exhalation today upon learning that ...
Read More »Calling Facts We Don’t Like ‘Hasbara’ Isn’t Working
by Abier Khatib, keyboard warrior and pro-Palestinian activist New York, March 10 – Folks, we have a problem: all that online engagement on Twitter and Instagram, promoting our narrative and debating against Zios has yet to produce the desired effect. ...
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