by Ali Mossadegh, advisor to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Tehran, Mach 31- Your Holiness, I must express my admiration for your wisdom and insight regarding the Great Satan and the naivety of their political leadership. Not only did you tell us not ...
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Feed SubscriptionAdvocate Of Sanctions On Apartheid, Terrorist-Run, Anti-Palestinian Mideast State Realizes He Means Lebanon
“I think we have to rethink our approach, because if we’re really about helping Palestinians, we have to- hey, where is everybody going?” New York, March 24 – An activist campaigning for economic, cultural, diplomatic, and other measures against a ...
Read More »Corbyn, Allies Slam IDF For Blocking Shipment Of Flowers To Terrorist Graves
“Israel’s thwarting of the delivery can only be seen as cruelty for the sake of cruelty.” London, March 20 – Prominent figures in Britain’s Labour Party expressed outrage today upon learning that several bouquets they had dispatched to the Palestinian Territories ...
Read More »Religious Group That Survived Self-Sufficient For Centuries Warns Of Collapse Without Generous Gov’t Subsidies
“We cannot focus on the words of ancient great men such as Rabbi Yitzhak the Blacksmith, Rabbi Yohanan the Shoemaker, or Rabbi Elazar the Pitch-Maker, if we must devote our days to earning a living.” Jerusalem, March 17 – Legislators representing the Haredi sector of the ...
Read More »Calling Facts We Don’t Like ‘Hasbara’ Isn’t Working
by Abier Khatib, keyboard warrior and pro-Palestinian activist New York, March 10 – Folks, we have a problem: all that online engagement on Twitter and Instagram, promoting our narrative and debating against Zios has yet to produce the desired effect. ...
Read More »Amnesty Apartheid Investigators To Take Vacay Until Next Israel Report Needed
They plan to spend the next several years gallivanting various places, because their services appear unneeded for at least that long. London, March 4 – Researchers from a prominent international human rights organization informed journalists today that now that their work ...
Read More »Syrian Victims Of Putin Atrocities Just Accept They Don’t Deserve Same Support As Ukraine
“At least Palestinians have the support of antisemites who astroturf that cause, because it opposes Jewish safety.” Idlib, March 20 – Residents of this Arab Republic who lost loved ones to aerial bombing by Russia’s air force, or who suffered ...
Read More »Arab Israeli Voting, Enjoying Freedoms Unaware He Victim Of Apartheid
The man gushed with the enthusiasm of someone manifestly unaware that he has been expelled, despoiled, genocided and ethnically cleansed, according to numerous international NGO reports. Fureidis, February 17 – A prominent resident of this predominantly-Arab town in northern Israel ...
Read More »Without Antisemitism, Presbyterian Church Unsure How To Attract Members
“I’d be hard-pressed to find a Christian vision and platform that will appeal to enough people unless we also incorporate the deicide charge against the Jews but dressed up as ani-Zionism.” Louisville, February 3 – An American Christian movement constituting part ...
Read More »Arrow Missile Successfully Intercepts Proposal To Cut Exorbitant IDF Pensions
Analysts cautioned that the interception of the threat today does not guarantee other threats to cushy pensions will not emerge. Tel Aviv, January 27 – Senior military officials and officers congratulated one another today on a successful demonstration of an innovative, airborne threat-neutralization ...
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