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Perhaps Livestreaming My Attempt To Infiltrate Israel Was A Bad Idea
By Ahmed Khalil, Activist and Content Creator
Read More »Hordes Of Pakistani Trolls Somehow Not Translating Into Tucker Allies’ Electoral Success
"Metrics show millions of engagements from accounts that are clearly organic Americans who just happen to post at 3 a.m."
Read More »Iran Threatens To Cut Off Persian Gulf States’ Supply Of Slave Labor
The sheikhs will have to vacuum their own Bentleys.
Read More »Superman Nixes Further Collaboration With IDF: ‘Paperwork Worse Than Kryptonite’
"This isn’t Metropolis. We have protocols.”
Read More »One Pushy Schnorrer Too Many: Homeowner Installs Trap Door On Porch
One collector is already exploiting the development to solicit for pidyon sh'vuyim.
Read More »Man Seeks Rabbinic Ruling That Neighbor A Putz
"Is habitual inconsiderateness a din de’oraisa or just a very strong chumra?"
Read More »Year 2096: Weird How Everyone’s Grandparent Was In The Resistance, None In The Basij
by Reza Mashadi, amateur historian, Federal Republic of Iran
Read More »New Oscar Category Created To Honor Candace Owens: Best Portrayal Of Psychosis
"Opera can't compete with this."
Read More »Regime Supporters: Iran Has Weapons So Secret, Their Effects Are Undetectable
"You can't be too careful. Disbelieving the claims would also be Islamophobic."
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