“This is just a rematch of last year’s series, so it’s not as compelling a story to hijack. Not as much buzz.” Oakland, May 20 – Activists accustomed to co-opting every popular issue or cause for anti-Israel advocacy purposes have ...
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Feed SubscriptionSettlement Construction Halted: Plans Only Reported By NGOs As New 43 Times
Without repeated mention of the same units as if they represent many different ones, the world will remain unable to characterize Israel’s settlement policy as “beholden to far-right settlement zealots.” Beit El, Binyamin Regional Council, May 23 – Housing starts ...
Read More »Netanyahu Found To Be Least-Corrupt Current Prime Minister Of Israel
The least corrupt prime minister Israel has had in at least nine years. Jerusalem, May 9 – Upheaval gripped the pundit class and political realm in Israel today following the release of a comprehensive academic study that found Binyamin Netanyahu ...
Read More »Gaza Mother Not Sure Her Baby Ready Yet To Throw Full-Size Molotov Cocktail
It marks the third such voluble exchange between Ali and Buthayna since the current wave of protests along the border with Israel began several weeks ago. Suja’iyya, Gaza Strip, May 2 – A local couple fell into fierce argument this ...
Read More »The 1967 Lines Are Sacrosanct Unless Palestinians Violate Them
By Stan Dartkafuhl, legal scholar The position of the international community on the subject of the 1949 armistice lines between Israel and Jordan, and between Israel and Egypt, has long been clear: Israeli control of any territories beyond those lines ...
Read More »High Court Issues Stay On Joshua’s Demolition Of Jericho Walls
“It’s the same problem all over again as with the spies – people in positions of influence who feel those positions threatened by impending or ongoing changes in society, and sabotage the eternal mission of Israel in the world just ...
Read More »Islamic Jihad Leader Hospitalized After Mossad Remotely Causes Brain Bleeding With ‘Stroke Of Genius’ Weapon
The capabilities, range, and other aspects of Stroke of Genius remain unknown quantities, causing consternation in Arab capitals and among high-ranking members of terrorist organizations. Beirut, April 11 – The head of a militant Islamist group dedicated to the violent ...
Read More »Logistical Problems: Only Some Hamas Units Equipped With Human Shields
“What am I supposed to do, send our fighters out to confront enemy soldiers while not violating six or seven laws of armed conflict?” Gaza City, March 28 – Tension gripped the Izzedin al-Qassam Brigades this week in advance of ...
Read More »Jews Don’t Control the Weather? What Do You Call The Ten Plagues?
by Trayon White, Washington, DC Council member Listen, I know it was bad form to engage in antisemitic tropes and portray the Jews as a monolithic, sinister, all-powerful group. I apologized – of course I apologized; it would be wrong ...
Read More »What Is This ‘Elections’ Of Which You Israelis Speak?
By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority Ramallah, March 14 – Much of the recent discussion of current affairs in Israeli media over the last week has centered on various squabbles among the parties in the prime minister’s governing coalition, and ...
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