by Trayon White, Washington, DC Council member Listen, I know it was bad form to engage in antisemitic tropes and portray the Jews as a monolithic, sinister, all-powerful group. I apologized – of course I apologized; it would be wrong ...
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Feed SubscriptionWhat Is This ‘Elections’ Of Which You Israelis Speak?
By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority Ramallah, March 14 – Much of the recent discussion of current affairs in Israeli media over the last week has centered on various squabbles among the parties in the prime minister’s governing coalition, and ...
Read More »Mossad Replaces Shipment Of Iran Missile Components With Anal Lube
“It’s certainly poetic, and Mossad have style, so that’s a tight fit,” conceded Pia Tabaat, an analyst at Jane’s. Tehran, March 7 – Officials in Iran’s ballistic missile program discovered today that a vessel carrying illegal cargo intended for the Islamic Republic’s ...
Read More »Jesus Reopens Wounds Facepalming At Sepulcher Church Reaction To New Law
He thinks it will backfire and alienate worshipers. Jerusalem, February 28 – The Prince of Peace was treated at a supernal medical facility this afternoon after aggravating his stigmata by slapping his forehead in consternation in response to religious leaders ...
Read More »Israeli Charges Discrimination After Abbas Refuses To Pay Him For Killing Jews
Rashlan was convicted of criminally negligent homicide following a 2017 incident. Rosh HaAyin, February 21 – A crane operator whose negligence resulted in the death of an Israeli Jew filed a lawsuit against the Palestinian Authority today after discovering he was ...
Read More »J Street Warns Continued Existence Of Israel Will Cause Antisemitism
Analysts consider the right-wing Israeli government’s likelihood of adopting Mr. Ben-Ami’s proposal low. Washington, February 14 – The director of a lobbying group that bills itself as “pro-Israel, pro-peace” urged the Jewish State to consider dissolving itself to prevent outbreaks ...
Read More »NGO Cites Poll Showing 50% Of Arabs Want Migrants Deported To Prove Jews Are Racist
“We dispute the categorizing people as ‘Jewish’ or ‘Arab’ for the poll,” the report read. “NGO work calls for that distinction to be made only when it fits the narrative of evil-Jews.” Tel Aviv, February 7 – A human-rights-monitoring group ...
Read More »UN Agency To Keep Migrants Deported From Israel Stateless Till They Can Return
“I am confident we can count on Jordan, Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, and other Arab states to provide hospitality for untold generations of this new population of refugees.” Geneva, January 31 – Officials at the United Nations Relief and Works Agency ...
Read More »Hamas Fighter Drawn To Bright Light In Tunnel, Not Realizing He’s Dead
“It might take him a few more moments for reality to hit him,” predicted one observer. Rafah, January 24 – Confusion reigned in the subterranean passages that snake through and out of the Gaza Strip today after a terrorist killed ...
Read More »Heliocentrism Is Wrong: The World Revolves Around Palestinians
By Mahmoud Abbas, President, Palestinian Authority; President, State of Palestine; Chairman, Fatah; Chairman, Palestine Liberation Organization As a devout Muslim I have always maintained that any model of the universe with the sun at the center of our planetary system ...
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