Many government and public-sector employees find it difficult to transition from their routine stonewalling of citizens to the stonewalling that takes place as part of a strike. Jerusalem, December 20 – A strike among public-sector workers entered its fourth day ...
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“It’s hard to get behind a generic ‘I don’t like this’ orgy of violence,” explained Mustafa Massikr, 19. Ramallah, December 13 – Youths in the Palestinian-administered territories admitted uncertainty today regarding the specific offense they are meant to be resisting via ...
Read More »Arabs Threaten Violence If Westerners Don’t Stop Stereotyping Arabs As Violent
“How do you get from the default Arab reaction to setbacks being violence to the idea that you can only expect Arabs to react with violence when they don’t get their way?” Jerusalem, December 6 – Arab threats of violence ...
Read More »Men Can’t Make Decisions For Women, But Jews Can’t Decide What’s Antisemitic
By Linda Sarsour, women’s rights activist The stubborn patriarchy that all but rules our society wants to control women’s bodies and what women are allowed to wear, and they insist on making these determinations without consulting women, the people ...
Read More »Renewable Energy Orgs Hail Pact To Heat Russian Homes With Palestinian Hot Air
Palestinians have rendered hot air effectively inexhaustible. Moscow, November 22 – Environmental groups welcomed the announcement today of an agreement between Russia and the Palestinian Authority to provide the former with a large supply of hot air with which to ...
Read More »Mossad Keeps Resetting Iran’s Countdown-To-Israel’s-Destruction Clock
“This is at least as advanced as Stuxnet.” Tehran, November 19 – Security officials of the Khamenei regime believe Israel’s secret intelligence service has hacked the clock in Iran’s capital that counts down to the Jewish State’s predicted destruction, causing it to ...
Read More »Bakery Waits Week After Sukkot To Make Sufganiyot, Loses Kosher Status
“This delay is unacceptable,” stated Rabbi Amok Tiegen. Jerusalem, November 7 – A confectionery and baked goods establishment in the nation’s capital has been forced to forfeit certification that its products conform to Jewish dietary practice, after inspectors from the ...
Read More »Theorists Struggle To Posit Israeli Move Not Deemed Blow To Peace Process
“We will continue our work,” one scientist was quoted as saying. “But so far the results have proved disappointing.” Stanford, November 1 – Scientists testing the principles of theoretical physics have so far been unable to create hypothetical situations in ...
Read More »The Smiths To Reunite Just To Perform In Israel And Piss Off Roger Waters
The Smiths have collectively realized that their desire to stick it to Waters far outweighs their unwillingness to work together. London, October 25 – Legendary British indie band The Smiths will play together for the first time since 1987, in a series ...
Read More »Twitter ‘Mentions’ Notifications Making God’s Blasphemy Detection Much Easier
The angel declined to divulge the number of blasphemy incidents detected since Twitter implemented notifications for mentions. San Francisco, October 18 – Heavenly enforcers raked with identifying and tracking blasphemy have had a much easier time since social media platforms ...
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