At least three hundred such households can still afford to live and save for retirement. Jerusalem, February 14 – Officials at the Israel Tax Authority convened today to discuss disquieting reports that there still exist Israelis who have not had ...
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Feed SubscriptionStudy Finds Correlation Between Kinneret Water Level And Hype Over Kinneret Water Level
“We found an inverse relationship between the Kinneret level and news coverage of the Kinneret level.” Tiberias, February 9 – A groundbreaking study has found a close relationship between the measured depth of Lake Kinneret and the extent to which ...
Read More »Jerusalem Man Unnerved At Discussion Of ‘Super Bowel’
“Trump not doing something about this? He can maybe build wall to keep people away from this?” Jerusalem, February 5 – A local resident expressed unease this afternoon in reaction to seeing repeated references in print and online media to ...
Read More »Researchers Find Original Agnon Shopping List
“‘Eggs. Bread. White cheese. Onions.’ He didn’t have to put the items in that order, but he chose that order. Why?” Jerusalem, February 1 – An accidental discovery of immense historical and literary value took place this week at the ...
Read More »Israel Marks Smugly-Note-Others’-Non-Observance-Of-Holocaust-Remembrance-Day Day
Social media sites have been the context for the vast majority of Smugly-Note-Others’-Non-Observance-Of-International-Holocaust-Remembrance-Day Day. Tel Aviv, January 27 – International Holocaust Memorial Day occurs today, on the anniversary of the Red Army’s liberation of Auschwitz, or, as it is observed in ...
Read More »Scarecrow’s Brain, Tin Man’s Heart Harvested From Palestinians
As evidence, the commission pointed to statements in Palestinian media to the effect that innocent Palestinians are routinely kidnapped and murdered by Israel. Emerald City, January 23 – An investigative commission has found that the transplanted organs given to two ...
Read More »Public Health Officials Warn Not To Read Online Comments
Online comments account for an increasing share of mental health incidents, according to Central Bureau of Statistics data. Jerusalem, January 18 – Heads of various healthcare organizations and public health administrators called on Israelis today not to endanger themselves through ...
Read More »Roger Waters Announces Concerts In Tel Aviv, Jerusalem
No plans have been made for protests or internet campaigns urging Waters not to perform in Israel. New York, January 11 – Former Pink Floyd frontman and boycott-Israel advocate Roger Waters announced today that he will perform a series of concerts ...
Read More »Minister Of Transport Mulls Revoking License Of Truck Terrorist
Other possible measures under consideration include financial penalties for drivers who commit more than two vehicular homicides per year. Jerusalem, January 9 – Israeli Minister of Transportation Yisrael Katz is considering a unilateral move to cancel the driver’s license of ...
Read More »Real Estate Agent Sees You Think Trump Will Move Embassy; Has Bridge To Sell You
“I’m telling you, this is the deal of a lifetime, and I’m offering it to you.” Jerusalem, January 5 – A property agent who has noticed you believe President-elect Donald Trump will make good on his campaign promise to transfer ...
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