“I just hope I don’t get screwed over the way I did a few other times, and some scalper winds up with all the tests before I can get mine.” Jerusalem, January 20 – A local resident believes his dedication ...
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“I hear that’s been happening a lot lately. Climate change or something. I don’t claim to be an expert.” Ra’anana, January 11 – Taking his cue from apologists for Palestinian terrorists, a junior in the local high school has taken ...
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“My friends’ first reaction was to ask about the bachelor party.” Hod HaSharon, December 30 – A woman and her fiancé acknowledged this afternoon that while the two of them much prefer an intimate, wholesome celebration to accompany their upcoming ...
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“Please respect our daughter’s privacy at this difficult time.” Jerusalem, December 22 – Relatives and friends gathered today to console a local ninth-grader who underwent the catastrophic experience today of having to transfer accumulated kitchen garbage from its receptacle in ...
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“I took that as a heavenly sign endorsing my efforts to date, especially my efforts to find more donuts.” Jerusalem, December 13 – A resident who resolved to abstain from the deep-fried dough treats associated with the Jewish “Festival of ...
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“I can’t believe the insensitivity of these [parking enforcement] people. They have such chutzpah.” Jerusalem, December 2 – A driver who wrote an explanatory message for municipal enforcers, noting that he placed his vehicle in a zone where only local ...
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“Poor Sarah has to have impossible documentation, but those Bedouin get to live and build whatever they want, wherever they want?” Jerusalem, November 23 – A self-proclaimed heir to a property in the center of Israel’s capital city voiced her ...
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Experts have known for years that monkeys pick stocks as well as experienced analysts. Tel Aviv, November 14 – Securities brokerages and bourse research companies in Israel’s financial and commercial capital began to implement new recruitment procedures today, in reaction ...
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Horror upon discovering that the child failed to uphold the hamster’s gender identity, and sought to impose cisgender heterodominant hegemony. Hertzliya, November 3 – Controversy has shaken this middle-class suburb north of Tel Aviv since late last week when a school ...
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The couple, who only became parents after moving to Israel, never exercised such discriminatory discipline toward their children when they still lived in Ethiopia. Mevasseret Tziyon, October 25 – Civil rights and social equality organizations condemned a local couple today ...
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