By Ali Qawasmeh For years, the pitched rhetorical battle for public opinion has waged, between the supporters of freedom, liberty, human rights, and everything good, and the Zionists. Somehow the evil Zionists managed to hoodwink enough influential people into supporting ...
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You know what another name for a shore is? A bank. And who runs the banks? Q.E.D. You think you’re so smart. You think things work a certain way, and if you just follow the rules, everything will be OK. ...
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By Sylvia Martin, Casting Director Sir, I know it’s an unusual request, and under normal circumstances I would not even have a question in this regard, but I’ve been going through the characters we have for this production and I’ve ...
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By Fatima Saidi, EgyptAir Customer Service Representative Good morning, sir. How can I be of service today? Yes, I understand. Have you reviewed our refund policy? Good, good. Then let me file your request for a- oh, wait. This might not ...
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By Anne London, Jewish cuisine expert Jerusalem, March 23 – Just in time for Purim, I’m here to share with you some Secrets of the Zionist Kitchen, the only program that uses the clandestine strategies and pursuits of the infamous Jewish ...
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It departs so drastically from the careful, sober management of affairs that has characterized His Majesty’s reign to date. Susa, March 17 – Your Majesty, I understand that His Excellency the High Vizier Haman ben Hamdatha has petitioned His Highness to call ...
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PreOccupied Territory caught up with the Almighty Creator and Ruler of the Universe, and chatted with Him about everything from societal trends to questions of epic historical significance. The following is condensed from the full-length interview. PT: Thanks so much for ...
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By Saeb Erekat Ramallah, March 8 – We Palestinians are a strong, independent people with no need to rely on the illegitimate, sullied hand of Israel to achieve anything. Now give us everything, Israel, or the resulting collapse of the ...
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By Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leader, Islamic Republic of Iran Tehran, March 3 – Barack Obama has ten months left in office. Much can happen in that time, but he has been a stalwart ally in reshaping American policy in ...
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The obstacles are formidable enough without your banshee impression. Jerusalem, February 28 – Ma’am, how is anybody supposed to accomplish anything with you yelling like that at the top of your lungs? I’m trying to stab as many Jews as ...
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