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Feed SubscriptionRecipe Blogger Digs Haggadah’s Excessive-Narrative-Before-Food Format
A ton of verbiage and background information of uncertain relevance prior to presenting the reason the vast majority of people came in the first place.
Read More »Volume Of Fake Talmud Quotes Cited By Jew-Haters To Exceed Actual Talmud By 2050
They increased exponentially one the Muslim world got involved.
Read More »Jew Fears He’s Unable To Meet Nefarious Expectations Antisemites Have Of Him
"I can't even get my kids out of the door on time in the mornings. They think I've got a hand in engineering open borders?"
Read More »Pope Very Unhappy With Only Mideast Country Where Christian Population Increasing
Unlike every single neighboring country, which the pope has never criticized in such strident terms.
Read More »Gaza Mufti Worries Bibas Coffin Procession Invalid If Not Enough People Spat On Corpses
" Allah will not be pleased."
Read More »Community Puzzled Over Lack Of Tunnels, Arms Storage Space In Plans For Rebuilt Gaza Mosque
"I know the Imam - he would never serve in a building without at least a hiding place to keep captive Jews."
Read More »Iran Still Hoping To Derail Abraham Accords, Allah’s Will
"One does not simply submit to the will of Allah," explained Aweedigh, whose entire system means "submission."
Read More »Cherished Superhero Comics Buried With Other Sacred Jewish Texts
He is mulling a memorial ceremony to mark the thirtieth day since the burial of the comics.
Read More »Apocalyptic Visions Just Prophet Reliving Each Time He Didn’t Grasp Girls Were Flirting With Him
He channels those crushing moments into tirades about the devastation that awaits people who deceive, oppress, or rob.
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