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The REAL Question Is: Who Benefits From The Woodchuck Chucking All That Wood?

By Ali Abunimah

AbunimahAll of you dupes repeatedly wondering how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood are falling into the trap the Elders of Zion have set for you. What you really should be asking is cui bono? Who benefits from the chucking of all that wood? If you start down that path you might reach some productive answers, instead of the useless drivel your Jewish puppetmasters want you to consume.

Think about it critically for a moment. What difference does it make to the world how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It seems a rather far-fetched scenario – one that might be entertained by students of that notorious work, the Talmud. If you want to go into the rabbit-hole of determining the quantities of arboreal material a groundhog could chuck if said mammal were possessed of the requisite capacity, you’re playing into the hands of the very forces who wish to distract you and seize control while you’re not paying attention. Be ever vigilant. Ask the important questions, such as: who stands to gain from a scenario in which woodchucks chuck whatever amount of wood they could chuck? And even more important, who stands to gain from a scenario in which blind or ignorant folks ponder the quantities of chucked wood instead of asking where or why that wood is chucked?

Exactly: you don’t like the answers any more than I. But the bitter truth remains that unless we stay alert to the kinds of manipulations our would-be masters constantly attempt to wreak upon us, we are doomed to servitude. We will end up chucking our own wood, kicking ourselves for failing to realize how unwise it was to neglect what was before us the whole time. They WANT you to think you’re being bold and courageous by inquiring how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It makes you feel worthy. Don’t buy it. None of it.

I can tell you, one thing for sure, though: if a woodchuck could chuck wood, the Zionist Occupation Forces would be sending entire divisions of woodchucks into Palestinian fields to chuck olive trees to smithereens. Then they could sit back and claim ignorance, as they do with wild boars, as if we don’t all know it’s all part of a nefarious program to dispossess the indigenous Palestinian population and supplant them with settlers. How much wood would they have to chuck for that to w-

Oh, no. I almost got caught in their trap! We must be ever-careful.

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