WE ARE DESTROYING THE ISRAELI ARMY WAAAAAAAHHH EVERYBODY STOP THEM WE’RE HELPLESS

by Ahmad Fafo, Hamas spokesman

Khan Yunis, February 6 – The flashing red triangle has become a potent symbol of Palestinian resistance: everywhere it appears, ignominious death and defeat for Zionist occupation forces follows in the blink of an eye, as documented in numerous videos by our gallant, fearless, untouchable fighters scoring victory after victory in the Al Aqsa Flood campaign to liberate oh my God please, United Nations, Arab League, Vladimir Putin, anyone, please, save us from the inhuman Zionist onslaught that is slaughtering us by the tens of thousands!

We stand steadfast and deal blows to the enemy from which he will never recover. Whether by rockets into Zionist territory, RPGs fired at Zionist troops, or IEDs aimed at tanks, our glorious courage and overwhelming fighting spirit never wavers and never fails. That is why we desperately need the international community to impose a cease-fire that keeps us in power and stops the Zionists from hurting us so much. Is that too much to ask?

Victory is imminent and inevitable! Our brave sons and daughters strike fear in the hearts of the usurper pig-dog Jews with every round fired, very mine detonated, every rocket that actually makes it past the border. We refuse to lay down our arms or release the captives we worked so hard to take and now get to rape, even if doing so will bring an end to the enemy offensive, because rescue us, O world! We cannot take this brutality, the tens of thousands of dead, the million displaced and suffering! Make them stop! It’s unbearable!

We worship death as the enemy worships life, and will never be cowed no matter how many of us they try to kill. We welcome martyrdom and the glory it brings! They will soil their garments in fear as we resist with every drop of blood oh God so much blood help us BDS impose sanctions or something this siege is a war crime help anything please ceasefire now!

The growing international coalition against the Zionist axis shows how righteous and unstoppable our fight has become. No one stands in the way of our liberation of Al Aqsa, and all of Palestine, from the infidel invader! We will perform October 7 all over again, many times, and the cowardly Jews will flee, if we don not exterminate them first, as they deserve! SOS! They are killing us! We cannot stand this cruelty! Tehran! Doha! Help! Make it stop!

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