Worldwide Protests Against China’s Repression Of Muslims Continue Not To Occur

Attendance at the rallies that did not take place in this timeline reached levels similar to those not seen at analogous fictional protests against Iranian meddling in Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and the Palestinian Territories.

Paris, May 15 – Throngs of demonstrators refrained in droves from attending a mass rally in the French capital and numerous other locations around the globe today in support of the millions of Uighur Muslims imprisoned by Beijing and subject to “reeducation,” marking ten thousand days in a row during which such demonstrations have not materialized.

Human rights organizations such as Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, and various Islamic groups repeated their abstinence from calling for international pressure on China to cease its persecution of Uighur Muslims, with each organization not sending any representatives to the nonexistent rallies or contributing organizational support to the non-initiatives.

“We cannot reserve all of our resources to focus on Israel,” declared none of the groups. “There are far worse, far more numerous, and much longer-occurring violations of human rights than whatever Israel is doing, and if we wish to maintain integrity we must call out those violations with at least the same level of vehemence that we have opposed Israeli construction of housing for Jews.”

“China has disregarded international law, human rights, and civil rights with impunity, and that cannot be allowed to continue,” thundered no one who invoked Nazi Germany in reaction to Trump administration restrictions on entry to the US from a number of Muslim-majority countries. “We call on the international community to impose economic sanctions on the Xi government until such time as China reverses its repressive policies against religious minorities under its control.”

Attendance at the rallies that did not take place in this timeline reached levels similar to those not seen at analogous fictional protests against Iranian meddling in Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and the Palestinian Territories; Russian aggression in Ukraine; Myanmar’s treatment of Rohingya; massacres of Christians by Islamist militias in Africa; Mexican drug cartel atrocities; and practically everything about North Korea.

“The global movement for Uighur human and civil rights has grown as much as its leaders have hoped,” observed Nojuz Nonuz, Director of Nonexistent Initiatives for Amnesty International. “No matter what you multiply last year’s number of demonstrators by, the result will show the same increase as last year over the year before. The same holds true going back years. One day the international community will come to its senses and prioritize its allocations and activities based on an honest assessment of the urgency, impact, and scale of the violations it aspires to combat. These demonstrations show how much closer the world is getting to that day.”

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