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Ferris Bueller Hacks Into Hague Courts, ‘Adjusts’ Records On IDF

The Hague, November 24 – International Criminal Court security officials are reviewing footage of an unauthorized individual who accessed restricted evidence servers early Saturday, modifying files in three ongoing probes into Israeli military actions in Gaza, court officials disclosed today.

The intrusion took place between 02:30 and 04:15 CET in the court’s secure annex, according to a press release. Spokesperson Edward Rooney confirmed that metadata was altered, civilian-evacuation warnings were inserted, and a 14-second segment of sensitive rooftop footage was replaced with static.

Security cameras captured the suspect entering via a staff side door, after he parked a red 1961 Ferrari 250GT California Spyder that drove off without him soon afterwards; sound recordings appear to have been corrupted with the most famous part of John Williams’s score for the 1977 film Star Wars: A New Hope. Footage showed a Caucasian male wearing a leather jacket over a white t-shirt and sweater vest, devastatingly handsome. He presented a forged UN media badge and engaged a night archivist in brief conversation before proceeding unescorted to the server room.

Analysts believe the Mossad hired the contractor to “restore omitted operational context” to the court’s docket. Sloane Peterson of the Hudson Institute noted that, “Forty-seven minutes of rooftop warnings and text alerts were issued before the Al-Shifa operation. Those records existed. They simply weren’t in the prosecutor’s files. This operation was intended to correct that omission.”

Specific alterations so far identified include:

  • Insertion of verified IDF audio logs of evacuation notices, timestamped but never entered into evidence.
  • Removal of a 14-second clip showing an IDF officer directing fire, originally labeled as targeting civilians, when the original footage came from an exercise that took place in the Negev before the Gaza War.
  • Addition of a uniform footnote across modified files: Context unavailable. Anyone? Anyone?

Prosecutor Karim Khan labeled the breach “a deliberate attempt to manipulate judicial process” and has ordered a full forensic audit. Payment records trace to a Delaware-registered entity, Save Ferriis LLC, with no disclosed beneficiaries.

ICC technicians described the edits as “surgically precise,” requiring physical access and detailed knowledge of internal filing protocols. No malware was detected; changes were made directly via an archived terminal nine separate times. A gate agent at Rotterdam The Hague Airport recalled a man matching the suspect’s description pausing to adjust his sweater vest and remarking, “Life moves pretty fast,” before boarding.

The court has suspended proceedings in the affected cases. A man matching the suspect’s description was located in Chicago, but his parents insisted he had been bedridden and had not left home.

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