Still No Native Mass Graves, Canada To Dig Them For Jews

Why chase phantom graves when real ones can be arranged?

Kamloops, British Columbia, March 2 – With antisemitism exploding nationwide and no sign of the long-promised mass graves for Indigenous children at the former Kamloops residential school — despite years of probes, millions spent, and endless “anomalies” — government officials today floated a fix: satisfy the unmet demand for evidence of systematic child burials by manufacturing them anew, starting with the targeted execution and interment of Jews at those same sites.

Nearly five years after the Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc First Nation’s May 2021 announcement of 215 (later refined to about 200) ground-penetrating radar “anomalies” at the site, no human remains have been exhumed or forensically confirmed. Despite over $12 million in federal funding and ongoing investigations blending archaeology, survivor accounts, and traditional knowledge, the nation has shifted to describing them as “potential unmarked burials” or simply “anomalies,” with no excavations pursued due to cultural sensitivities and lack of consensus on disturbance.

Meanwhile, antisemitism has surged to record levels. B’nai Brith Canada’s 2024 Annual Audit documented 6,219 incidents — a 124% jump from 2022 and the highest since tracking began in 1982 — averaging 17 per day. Toronto Police’s 2024 hate-crime report confirms Jews as the top target (40% of all incidents, 81% of religion-based ones), with spikes in vandalism, assaults, and transit attacks correlating to geopolitical events and tolerated protests. Federal commitments to combat it appear performative amid tolerance for activism that often crosses into overt Jew-hatred under “human rights” banners.

“It’s efficient,” explained an Ottawa representative. “No more waiting for anomalies. We provide the proof. At the same time, this allows us to reduce antisemitic attacks by reducing the number of Jews available for targeting in such attacks, in a way that preserves the cultural and political valence necessary to keep progressives in power. Islamists are not going to vote Conservative.”

Experts offered cautious praise for the move. “It could work, but it’s not a given, considering historical government incompetence,” acknowledged Professor Ward Churchill of York University in Toronto. “The genius lies in its pragmatism: why chase phantom graves when real ones can be arranged? The site, once a symbol of unresolved colonial shame, becomes a forward-thinking solution — delivering the evidence demanded, neutralizing threats, and securing electoral math. Social justice, finally, with bodies and votes to match the narrative.”

Ottawa officials have yet to settle certain details of the proposal, such as the necessity of deeming the Jews “occupiers” of the land to which they will be moved for “resettlement in the west.”

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