"International powers must step in to put a stop to the cruelty."
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Feed SubscriptionUncoordinated Assassination Squads Gave Arafat’s Polonium Poisoning AIDS
The man died from a boring old infection a few months later instead.
Read More »‘Austere Religious Scholar’ Taken, Islamist Terrorists Compete For Remaining Washington Post Obit Euphemisms
Nasrallah: "Expert Student of Underground Décor."
Read More »Terrorism Survivor Finds Boycott Of Palestinian Products Not Particularly Challenging
"One of the easiest political acts I've ever done. Or not done."
Read More »Pro-Hamas Student Takeover Of Hogwarts Building Ends Badly
The Quibbler ran a cover illustration of a Palestinian child with six fingers and three arms.
Read More »Flee Gaza? What Part Of ‘Palestine Refugee’ Is Unclear?
Think how much more justice we would have in the world had the defeated Germans chosen the path of perpetual Resistance!
Read More »Aging Cantor Blasts ‘Synagogue Elites’ Who Seek To Replace Him
"Concerns over my mental acuity and physical stamina are being used to mask political machinations."
Read More »Politician Unsure He Has Enough Divorces To Qualify For High Office
"If I value my marriage, what can I even achieve, other than cultural attaché in some godforsaken hellhole?"
Read More »Monster Under Gaza Child’s Bed Cramped By Hamas Tunnel Shaft
"I can't do my job under these conditions."
Read More »Assassin Assigned To Kill ‘US President’ Arrested Before He Could Target Jill, Hunter
Pro-Iran-regime voices boasted of clocking that Jill and Hunter were the acting chief executives in 2018.
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