They only have stockpiles of the standard Israeli roll somewhere between a hot dog bun, only denser, and a baguette, only softer and smoother.
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DSM-6 To Designate ‘Pro-Palestinian’ As Mental Disorder
The disorder in its various form will bear the designation P.O.S., for Palestine Obsession Syndrome.
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Like her analogs in Gaza, Pose has posted to social media a continual treatment of her regimen.
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Assurances that justice has been served and that no credible evidence exists to prosecute anyone else have prompted a sense of betrayal on the woke right.
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Read More »Mideast Peace: Israel Haters Put In Looping Simulation Where They Win
The rest of the world can then develop in peace, absent the ethnic and ideological tensions that have stymied regional advancement for at least a hundred years.
Read More »Bibi Obviously Prolonging War That Hamas Refuses To End
Signs all over the country urge the political leadership to accept a deal that has never been forthcoming.
Read More »Battle Damage Assessments: Khamenei Can Still Access Grindr Account
The 86-year-old has committed hundreds of atrocities on the site.
Read More »Pope Shrugs, Signs Over Notre Dame To Waqf For Use As Mosque
"Within a couple of generations, it's questionable whether there will be any Christians at all left in Europe."
Read More »Israeli Of 100% Yemeni Jewish Heritage Excited To Be Classified As “Polish” By Anti-Zionists
"Palestinians are the real Jews. Look at all the Jewish traditions and culture they've preserved since ancient times."
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