Israelis look forward to Livni’s eventual impact on the UN, which, if Livni’s record serves as an indicator, will descend into irrelevance and impotence. Tel Aviv, February 12 – Reports of the new UN Secretary-General offering MK Tzipi Livni a ...
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“I saw not a hint of a post-colonialist approach, and this was a man who lived in the Middle East for most of his adult life.” New York, February 8 – A leading figure in liberal Judaism is struggling to ...
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“Every Jew I know, I guess mostly through work, is kind of an ace in finance,” he explained in a telephone interview. Bronxville, NY, February 8 – A local resident with little direct exposure to Jewish principles and practices confessed ...
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“We found an inverse relationship between the Kinneret level and news coverage of the Kinneret level.” Tiberias, February 9 – A groundbreaking study has found a close relationship between the measured depth of Lake Kinneret and the extent to which ...
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The animated work has caused zero intimidation among the target population, but has become a comic entertainment sensation. Khan Yunis, February 9 – The release this week of another Hamas video production intended to intimidate Israelis, but that instead showcased ...
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By Adolph Hitler It’s too bad you haven’t learned all the lessons from the cataclysmic episode of history in which I starred. Fascism is indeed on the rise once more, but believe you me, I’m not going to get into ...
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The regime has been working on expanding its torture and murder to an ever-expanding list of populations. Damascus, February 8 – Progressive organizations reacted with gratification to reports yesterday that Basher Assad’s regime has tortured and executed thirteen thousand people ...
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“Taking this firm ideological stance – which is also a practical one – will convey our gravitas as an alternative to the failures of the current government.” Jerusalem, February 7 – Senior figures within Israel’s Labor Party found themselves in ...
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“In examining evidence regarding approximately eighteen million Bar Mitzva celebrations documented since 1920, we have yet to encounter another case where ‘which ____ read so beauuuuutifully’ was not invoked.” Kfar Sava, February 6 – Anthropologists in search of heretofore unknown ...
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“What did Atlanta expect, taking a 28-3 lead in the third quarter?” Washington, February 6 – Former President Barack Obama and his Secretary of State John Kerry voiced puzzlement today at the Atlanta Falcons’ decision to employ outright force in ...
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