"Who can afford a place in this neighborhood with weed-free air, a Rothschild?"
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Rabbinate: Wedding Without Chocolate Potentially Invalid
Chocolate's ubiquitous role in celebration means if it is lacking, we are concerned that one or both of the parties will feel defrauded, and the transaction is void.
Read More »Palestinians To Test West’s Credulousness With Dry-Season Claims Of Israel Flooding Gaza
"Will the reporters believe what they see in the dry streets, or their need to amplify our cause?"
Read More »Hungary, Paraguay To Move Embassies To Jerusalem, Causing World To End AGAIN
Palestinian threats over Jerusalem embassies have destroyed the world millions of times already.
Read More »Detroit Congresswoman Condemns Israel For Lethal ED-209 Malfunction
The 'Lethal Exchange' reports claimed American police departments learned brutal tactics from the Israeli security apparatus.
Read More »Conservative Activist Sees Pride Brouhaha In US, Wish Israel Had Brands Worth Boycotting
McDonald's, IBM, H&M, Pizza Hut, Bath & Body Works, Children's Place, Toys 'R' Us, and others have all enjoyed some success in Israel - while avoiding overtly political or controversial stances.
Read More »Violence Against Us Only Steels Our Resolve, But We Expect Israel To Be Cowed By Violence
by Soubhi Al-Amad, Palestinian fighter
Read More »Dad Sure He Can Make Deep-Fryer Use Economical With Just 4 More Days Of Fried Apples, Pasta
"Anyone who doesn't want what I've made is welcome to put together a peanut butter sandwich, as always."
Read More »Woman Oddly Unexcited To Discover Jewish Law Permits Consumption Of Cheese Maggots
Shulhan Arukh Yoreh De'ah Section 84 Paragraph 16.
Read More »For Convenience, EU Aid to Palestinians Now Pre-Embezzled
One of the central criticisms of European Union bureaucracy is its built-in inefficiencies.
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