Sucking the goodness out of the land for the sake of the foreign home country where they really belong, which presumably means Iraq? Yemen?
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Activists Rally For Gun Control And For Palestinian People To Resist By Any Means
Civilians shouldn't own assault weapons. Except Palestinian civilians.
Read More »Ecology Minister: Climate Trend Has Sun Becoming Red Giant In Only 5 Billion Years
"Obviously, we cannot continue on our current path, which leads to the sun swallowing the earth."
Read More »Retired FIFA Injury-Fakers Find Second Career With Palestinian Rioters
They've gotten so practiced that even Palestinian emergency medical personnel get misled.
Read More »OK So Maybe I Exaggerated Our ‘War Of Extermination’ Prowess A Little
By Azzam Pasha, Secretary-General, Arab League 1945-1952
Read More »Gozer Begs Enlil Not To Be Sent As Marshmallow Man To Israel On Lag BaOmer
Every open space in Israel is expected to feature bonfires large enough to reduce the god to gooey, caramelized deliciousness.
Read More »Talmud Manuscript Copyist’s Sick Acrostic Burn Of Teacher Ruined By Print Edition
What other brilliant or scathing pranks by manuscript copyists are forever lost?
Read More »Vast Empire Butthurt By Sliver Of Land Not Still Under Its Rule
"The defensiveness born of the whole world knowing you have a small penis."
Read More »‘Pro-Palestine’ Activists Construe Yom HaShoah As Celebratory
About six SJP activists convened to launch an observance that took the form of every other event in their skill set: chanting slogans “From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free!” New York, April 18 – Holocaust Remembrance ...
Read More »Netanyahu, Britain To Trade Yair For Prince Harry
Each family will rid itself of a public relations nuisance, and gain an estranged member with whom they share nothing but a sense of entitlement. Jerusalem, April 17 – Sources close to the family of Israel’s prime minister confirmed rumors ...
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