"Beau died in a Hamas tunnel," responded the president. "He was a hero."
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Feed SubscriptionAnts Undeterred By Oven-Cleaner Rampage
Spring has brought an entirely new clutch of ants that failed to learn the lesson he had aimed to impart to their predecessors.
Read More »Biden OK With Whatever Israel Does As Long As There’s Ice Cream
"Joe wants fudge ripple," the president announced.
Read More »Riot In Knesset Gallery After Beer Sales Halted
Lawmakers paused mid-rant and mid-rude-gesture to gape.
Read More »Lethal Exchange: Study Finds US Police Brutality, Racism Learned From Hamas
US police can only produce a pale imitation of that level of abuse.
Read More »Office Of Inquisition Revived For Use Against Insufficiently ‘Pro-Palestine’ Jews
"Anyone with insufficient devotion to freeing Palestine through blood and fire cannot claim to be progressive."
Read More »Maybe We Should Shift From Decrying ‘Genocide’ Of Palestinians To Welcoming It
by Prince Mohammed bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al-Saud, Crown Prince and Prime Minister, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Read More »Group Violently Destabilizes Host Countries, Region, Wonders Why No One Wants Them
Experts struggled to name a repressive, murderous dictator with whom Palestinian leaders have not made common cause.
Read More »ADHD Management Available Via Processes ADHD Sufferers Cannot Complete
ADHD symptoms typically make it inordinately difficult to begin, let alone complete, even simple tasks if the process is daunting enough.
Read More »Good Faith Of Evangelical Support For Israel Questioned By People Allied With Actual Antisemites
Palestine activism, on the other hand, offers its constituents the moral purity and consistency of deeming the civil rights and safety of Jews contingent on not conflicting with anyone else's desires.
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