Abbas’s contention that bullets do not grow on trees belies the truth that Palestinian-governed areas are awash with firearms and ammunition. Ramallah, April 16 – The President of the Palestinian Authority bowed to mounting international pressure today and issued a ...
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By Donald J. Trump, former President of the United States New York, April 10 – It’s been five days since my arraignment, and let me just say – that was the greatest arraignment in the history of arraignments. My indictment ...
Read More »Survey: Only 8 People Unaware You Avoid Gluten Even Not During Passover
The effort made to inform every single relevant person, plus several hundred thousand irrelevant persons, is ongoing. Jerusalem, April 9 – A poll of Israelis conducted over the last several days has determined that fewer than ten of the country’s ...
Read More »Trump Alleges Fraud When Search For Chametz Comes Up Short
He claimed the same dark forces behind the “theft” of that presidential contest had meddled with the results of the leaven-search. Mar-a-Lago, April 5 – The former President of the United States whose followers allege malfeasance in the counting of ...
Read More »Palestine Refugee In Lebanon Hopes To Bequeath Useless, Symbolic Housekey To Descendants
Hope that his own descendants will carry on the family and community tradition of nurturing the pointless, destructive fantasy of reversing the shameful defeat of Arab Liberation Army forces in 1948. Beirut, April 4 – A third-generation resident of the ...
Read More »Iranian Saboteurs Outed By Showing Up To Synagogue On Time
An eyebrow-raising violation of established custom. West Hempstead, April 3 – Congregants at a Jewish house of worship in this Long Island hamlet suspected something amiss this past Saturday morning when a group of attendees violated established custom by arriving ...
Read More »Peaceful Israeli Demonstrations Confuse Palestinians
“It’s scary to think that change is possible without killing people.” Tel Aviv, March 30 – Weeks of protests against the Israeli government’s proposal to overhaul the country’s judicial system have left their neighbors baffled, especially the ones under the ...
Read More »Riot Over Drone’s ‘Desecration’ Of Al Aqsa Fizzles When Mob Realizes It Not Jewish
The mob dispersed and its former participants returned to their previous activities atop the sacred plateau, such as soccer, jump-rope, tag, and relay races.
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by Rabbi Jill Jacobs, Truah – The Rabbinic Call for Human Rights New York, March 29 – Democracy. Feminism. Marriage equality. #ItsHerTurn. Mandated pronouns. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Critical Race Theory. Collective reparations. Drag Queen Story Hours. Free Palestine. Net ...
Read More »Pharisees Rid Seder Of Man Who Miraculously Produces Loaves Forbidden On Passover
“It’s not really our business what the Romans to do him,” shrugged a man named Philip. “At this point we can wash our hands of the incident.” Jerusalem, March 28 – A group of Jewish sages narrowly avoided violation of ...
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