“Ask for your manna to taste like it tomorrow and you’ll understand.” Wilderness of Sinai, July 28 – An Israelite studying the new set of laws that Moses transmitted to the people from the Almighty took issue today with the ...
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Feed SubscriptionSyrian Health Ministry: COVID Eliminated In Bombed-Out Areas
“Delta, lambda, whatever,” he pronounced with a wave of his hand. “Our robust strategy is more than a match for this virus.” Idlib, July 27 – Testing for coronavirus in an area contested by the Syrian Arab Army and insurgents ...
Read More »Rajoub Threatens To Pull Palestine Olympic Team Unless Allowed To Bomb Israeli Team
“I have a responsibility to ensure my athletes have a chance to compete, but they also have their pride.” Tokyo, July 26 – The head of the Palestinian Olympic Committee upped the ante on demands of the organizers of this ...
Read More »But My Fellow Rockets And I Were Just Getting To Like This Nice Family In Whose Home We’re Stored!
By Fajr-5 LMMC-6D33108B2 Gaza City, July 25 – It looks like my buddies and I may have worn out our welcome in this apartment, but not because of anything we did: public nervousness in the wake of a bunch of ...
Read More »Jerusalem Light Rail Passengers Grapple With Concept Of Let-Others-Off-Before-Boarding
Contrast this with even such untamed locations as the urban jungle of New York City, where almost by default, people waiting at a stop will form a neat line. Jerusalem, July 22 – Users of the electric trolley system in Israel’s capital ...
Read More »EU Furious: Terrorist Attacks It Funded Didn’t Kill Only Jews
“Operations that end up killing non-Jews, even if the latter carry Israeli citizenship, cannot and will not be tolerated.” Brussels, July 21 – European Commission officials voiced their shock and displeasure today at reports that monies they had provided to ...
Read More »Party Aims To Undermine Jewish State Via Behavior Showing Why Jewish State Necessary
A significant and powerful portion of the international community endorses that position. Umm el-Fahm, July 20 – A group of political leaders in Israel’s Arab sector maintained their longstanding position this week that a country designated as the nation-state of only one ...
Read More »Islamic Leaders Worried They May Have Missed A Jewish Shrine To Appropriate
A development that threatens the absolute nature of Islam’s inevitable dominance in Islamist theology. Jerusalem, July 19 – Muslim community officials expressed anxiety today that some Jewish holy sites might have escaped the fate that befell almost all other places ...
Read More »Babylonians Graciously Offer Jewish Exiles Perpetual Second-Class Status, Occasional Genocide
Perpetual outsiders, at best tolerated and at worst, well, look what’s happening right now. Babylon, July 15 – Officials and local leaders reacting to the arrival in Mesopotamia of the continuing waves of forced Jewish emigration from Judah took pains ...
Read More »Palestinians To Send Delegation To Cuba To Help Beat Protesters
Repressive Palestinian policies and methods, backed by US funding for the forces implementing those methods, will thus augment the experienced but resource-poor Cuban authorities in crushing dissent. Ramallah, July 15 – President Mahmoud Abbas of the Palestinian National Authority telephoned ...
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