by Harriet Lefkowitz New York, July 14 – Good morning, Sadie! So nice to see you. How are the grandchildren? Oh, so good, so good to hear. A doctor? Oh, you must be shepping! I hope he finds a nice ...
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Feed SubscriptionPolice Suggest Jews Wear Special Yellow Stars For Protection
Spotting Jews will become a matter of seconds, rather than having to ask around, which can waste precious minutes during an altercation in which a Jew might defend himself. Lod, July 13 – Israeli law enforcement officials told Jewish community ...
Read More »Boy Suspects Dog That Ate Homework A Mossad Agent
“I have made some interesting friends since going public about my suspicions.” London, July 12 – A student whose grades suffered this past school year because his pet kept attacking and swallowing his assignments before he could submit them believes ...
Read More »Bennett Fails To Win Ra’am Approval To Turn Up A/C
Bennett is more afraid of another round of elections, or of Netanyahu swooping back in with a majority, than a leftist agenda. Jerusalem, July 11 – Israel’s prime minister suffered another political setback today when a chief partner in his ...
Read More »Report: Ancient Prophets, Sages Wise Except Where You Disagree
In this month’s issue of the journal Pathways in Observed Social Trends in Human Organization and Cooperation (POSTHOC), a sociology periodical. Jerusalem, July 8 – Researchers have determined that the lore and insight of those who lived long ago, and thus had ...
Read More »Israel Hoarding Jews, Won’t Let Arabs Perform Traditional Massacres
“Riots aren’t the same without local Jews to scapegoat, beat, rape, and despoil.” Damascus, July 7 – Activists and government representatives from around the region continued to accuse the Jewish State today of keeping almost all of the Middle East’s Jews ...
Read More »Miami News Has Gall To Still Give More Coverage To #Surfside Than Palestine
“This is seriously overwrought, especially since so many of the victims were just Jews.” Miami, July 6 – Journalism operations focused on South Florida and the state’s largest metro area have yet to refocus on the all-important issue of Palestinian ...
Read More »What Good Is Your Cause If You’re Not Willing To Kill Children For It?
by Yahya Sinwar, Hamas Chief Gaza City, July 5 – We boast often that we courageously place minors and other noncombatants in or near positions of military importance, with the intent of provoking Israeli strikes on those positions and exploiting ...
Read More »Graffiti Artist OK With Getting Just Wealthy Enough To Gentrify One Building
“Our society needs to be shaken up, maybe even burnt down to the foundation, and then rebuilt. Like that place over on Shiloh Street I’ve had my eye on.” Jerusalem, July 4 – An area vandal who bills himself as ...
Read More »Syria, Yemen Parents Shipping Kids To Gaza So NY Times Will Notice Their Deaths
In Gaza, at least if they die some tragic or criminal death the international media will pay attention, because Jews. Gaza City, July 1- Families from elsewhere in the region have taken to paying human traffickers to smuggle children into this ...
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