Implicit in the officials’ account is the fact that only the Arab-Muslim world stands between the cabal and total global domination. Cairo, February 13 – Egyptian intelligence officials suspect that the animus toward Israel that has characterized the last seventy ...
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The animated work has caused zero intimidation among the target population, but has become a comic entertainment sensation. Khan Yunis, February 9 – The release this week of another Hamas video production intended to intimidate Israelis, but that instead showcased ...
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Hamas is also considering the use of further automotive terrorist attacks and suicide bombings to sweeten the deal. Gaza City, February 5 – The Islamist militant organization that governs the Gaza Strip rejected a proposal last week to free some ...
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A Defense Ministry spokesman described the deal as a “breakthrough.” Tel Aviv, January 31 – Ministry of Defense officials announced a new contract today with Kool-Aid Man, an expert in breaking through walls who will help the IDF demolish Palestinian ...
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“If the Guardian, Times of London, and Agence France-Presse have it right, there is an unknown number of driverless cars already out there.” Mountain View, CA, January 26 – Executives at global technology giant Google voiced concerns today about unknown ...
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“There never was a Temp – no, wait, we can’t use that claim yet,” hesitated Saeb Erekat. Ramallah, January 22 – Palestinian leaders warned that if the king of Israel moves forward with his plan to establish Jerusalem as the ...
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“If mid-air transmogrification technology has reached the hands of hostile elements, we face a serious challenge.” Umm al-Hiran, January 18 – Israeli defense officials expressed concern today that terrorist groups may have developed technology to change projectiles in mid-flight, after ...
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Advocates for David called the move excessive, and criticized Israelite media for making the family of the slain Goliath into the victims of the incident. Elah Valley, January 12 – A panel of military judges voted to convict Israelite military ...
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“We’re not offering a coherent line here.” Ramallah, January 9 – A day after a Palestinian terrorist attack that killed four Israelis, Palestinian leaders have found themselves amidst vehement disagreement over today’s tactic: should they be embracing and lauding the ...
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“We could have told you the moment the story happened that the guy is guilty – he’s an Israeli soldier.” Tel Aviv, January 4 – The manslaughter conviction today of an IDF sergeant in the unlawful shooting death of a ...
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