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Buy One Weapons System, Get the Second for Half Price!

Buy One Weapons System, Get the Second for Half Price!

WARNING: This device must only be used against civilians. The manufacturer shall not be liable for damage or injury incurred as a result of use against bona fide military targets. Thank you for purchasing your Katyusha™ Brand disposable rocket. We ...

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Rockets Evidently Desperate To Escape Gaza Strip

Rockets Evidently Desperate To Escape Gaza Strip

Eshkol Regional Council, Israel, March 13 – The dozens of rockets launched from the Gaza Strip since yesterday have told PreOccupiedTerritory that they are trying to escape the clutches of Gaza militants. More than 60 rockets have attempted to escape ...

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Car Bomber Thwarted By Manual Transmission

Car Bomber Thwarted By Manual Transmission

Jenin, March 9 – A Palestinian man was killed this morning while attempting to attack Israelis with a car bomb, but was unable to drive the vehicle to his selected location. The vehicle he had been provided was a stick-shift ...

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Palestinian Protesters To Upgrade To Rocks 2.0

Palestinian Protesters To Upgrade To Rocks 2.0

Ramallah, Palestinian Territories – After more than two decades of relying primarily on the simple, handheld “rock” device to register displeasure with Israeli military rule, West Bank Palestinians plan to bring more sophisticated weapons to bear. Rock 2.0 is expected ...

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