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Obama Says Palestinian Stabbings Also ‘Contained’

Obama Says Palestinian Stabbings Also ‘Contained’

“The increasing calm offers hope for Israelis and Palestinians to move past the recent violence and make an effort to restart negotiations.” Washington, November 19 – A week after US President Barack Obama declared the Islamic State of Iraq and ...

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Report: Islam A Mossad Plot To Make Muslims Look Bad

Report: Islam A Mossad Plot To Make Muslims Look Bad

“It’s all but inevitable that people facing such crushing shame will resort to desperately violent, brutal means to negate it.” Cairo, November 15 – Scholars of Levantine history have uncovered evidence that the religion of Islam was developed by medieval ...

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Israel Repairing Fictitious Dams To Open On Gaza Again

Israel Repairing Fictitious Dams To Open On Gaza Again

The IDF unit responsible for maintaining the pretend dams is the same one that controls the world banking system. Zikkim, Israel, November 4 – Following last year’s success in flooding the Gaza Strip during torrential rain by opening nonexistent dams in ...

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Netanyahu Unveils “I’m Being Stabbed” App

Netanyahu Unveils “I’m Being Stabbed” App

By January a companion app called I’m Being Firebombed will launch, to serve users under attack with Molotov cocktails. Jerusalem, October 26 – At a meeting of the Foreign Relations and Defense Committee today, Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu told attendees ...

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Abbas Appeals For Calm, More Killing

Abbas Appeals For Calm, More Killing

“Violence is not our way,” stressed Abbas. “Now go forth and defend Jerusalem with all your might, for every drop of blood spilled there is sacred!” Ramallah, October 7 – Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas attempted to reduce tensions with Israel ...

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