They have only increased their supply to those very security forces of attackers to shoot and imprison. London, February 23 – Activists urging individuals and organizations not to maintain commercial, cultural, or other contact with Israel over its treatment of Palestinians ...
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Such repurposing of images has occurred in previous rounds of Hamas-Israel warfare. Gaza City, February 18 – While the militant Islamist organization that runs this coastal territory has not engaged in large-scale hostilities with Israel since the summer of 2014, ...
Read More »Inigo Montoya Advises Palestinians To Attack Using Capoferro
” I know what it’s like to be part of a decades-long blood feud.” Cliffs of Insanity, Guilder Frontier, February 14 – A famed Spanish sword fighter weighed in today on the recent phenomenon of Palestinians perpetrating stabbing attacks on Israelis, ...
Read More »Hamas Executes Man For Implying Gazans Not Their Pawns
In his defense the accused claimed one need not read into his statements that he favored the cursed Zionist occupation. Gaza City, February 10 – The militant Islamist organization that runs this beleaguered coastal territory has put to death a ...
Read More »Hamas Hires Flintstones To Drive New Tank
“One of the bedrock assumptions for Hamas must be that in any large-scale conflict with Israel, which has happened with some regularity over the last several years, they’re going to be bombed back to the stone age.” Gaza City, February 2 ...
Read More »Supervillain Concerned Hamas Tunnels Getting Near His Underground Lair
“I hope I don’t need to cause anymore tunnel collapses. The one last week was only because they got too close.” 800 meters underground somewhere near Suja’iya, February 1 – A criminal mastermind who maintains a secret facility far below Earth’s ...
Read More »Hamas Blames Death Of 7 In Tunnel On Delay Of Waaambulance
The trouble that resulted from the delay of the waaambulance resulted in the need for more waaambulances, trapping an ever-widening circle of participants in a self-generated disaster. Jabalia, Gaza Strip, January 27 – Gaza Ministry of Health officials said today ...
Read More »Blatt Dismissal A Setback For Zionist Global Domination
“Cleveland was the obvious choice of locale for avoiding unwanted attention. It’s the last place anyone thinks of in terms of anything important happening.” Cleveland, January 23 – Officials in Israel’s intelligence and security apparatus voiced concern today that the ...
Read More »High Winds In Gaza As Israel Activates Giant Fans On Border
Israel is the default party to blame for all misfortunes prior to corroborating such blame with evidence, if at all. Gaza City, January 18 (AFP) – Dust and air pollution reached much higher levels than normal today after Israel turned ...
Read More »Kerry Urges Israel To Describe Shalit Episode As ‘Positive’
“The torture, mutilation, and massacre of Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics could be similarly treated,” he suggested. Washington, January 14 – US Secretary of State John Kerry followed up his characterization of Iran’s capture and release of American ...
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