“There’s no way this goes sideways.” Montpelier, VT, February 13 – A lifelong politician and committed socialist vowed again today to combat the pernicious, widespread assumption that Jews enrich themselves at the expense of others, through the imposition of an ...
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Feed SubscriptionGhost Of Rachel Corrie Condemned To Watching Helplessly Whenever IDF Destroys Hamas Weapons
“Ms. Corrie inhabits the eternity she created for herself.” Rafah, February 6 – The departed spirit of an American activist who sought to shield a terrorist armaments cache with her body but ended up crushed by a bulldozer must spend ...
Read More »Bibi Vows Not To Let Fateful Opportunity Get In Way Of Politics As Usual
“I will continue to work as hard as I can to make sure this episode causes no interruption in my use of power for personal gain.” Jerusalem, January 30 – Israel’s embattled prime minister promised his citizens today that he ...
Read More »If Not Now To Offer ‘Ultra-ULTRA-Orthodox’ Rabbinic Ordination
“We’re used to taking terms and redefining them to suit our purposes. Why not do that to the entire institution of rabbinics?” New York, January 23 – Two progressive, pro-Palestinian organizations that play up Jewish connections and names to bolster their ...
Read More »Climate Change Proving Difficult Cause For Palestinians To Hijack
The fight against climate change doesn’t register as a priority among enough people outside the Soros-funded matrix of NGOs. Melbourne, January 16 – Progressive activists seeking to link every cause to the struggle for Palestinian independence confessed today they have ...
Read More »Police Baffled At 0 Murders Amid Jerusalem Gentrification
Everyone discussing Monsey and Jersey City knows gentrification is the root problem. Jerusalem, January 13 – The historic neighborhood of Nachlaot in the center of this city has seen numerous demographic shifts in its decades-long transition from slum to hipster, ...
Read More »NY Times Calls Baghdad Embassy Assault ‘Vigil Against Antisemitism’
Sympathy for groups and ideologies that may espouse genocidal, misogynistic, homophobic, racist agendas, but at least they oppose President Donald Trump. New York, January 5 – The Paper of Record followed up its delicate terminology in referring to violent attackers as ...
Read More »If Arafat Were Alive Today He’d Be Horrified To Find Himself Entombed
by Marwan Barghouti Kishon Prison, December 26 – Much has changed since our beloved Raïs passed away in 2004, some of which he would appreciate, and some of which he would decry. But perhaps the most important thing the legendary ...
Read More »Organizers Shocked That Bethlehem Christmas Tree Not Supposed To Have Bombs Underneath
The discovery will not change official Palestinian plans. Bethlehem, Palestinian Authority, December 19 – Nonplussed community and government officials expressed puzzlement and surprise today upon encountering the fact that the public display of yuletide symbols includes no traditional elements geared ...
Read More »Study: Israeli Elections Rampant Because Kids Play Election-Filled Video Games
The causative link also exists in wider Arab society throughout the Middle East, where both video games and regular elections of any real democratic import remain vanishingly rare. Tel Aviv, December 12 – Researchers seeking to explain the many more rounds of ...
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