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High Schooler Planning Non-Slutty Purim Costume

High Schooler Planning Non-Slutty Purim Costume

“I was looking forward to seeing her as Wonder Woman, maybe, or a mermaid.” Ramat Aviv, March 18 – A sixteen-year-old girl attending one of North Tel Aviv’s high schools shocked friends and family this week when she informed them that as ...

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Report: Better You Not Know

Report: Better You Not Know

The study strengthens the sense derived from previous research that, no, we won’t tell you, because you can’t then un-know it. Beer Sheva, March 9 – A comprehensive review of available data has concluded that under the circumstances, it would be ...

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University Closes Phage Labs; ‘Microaggression’

University Closes Phage Labs; ‘Microaggression’

“Microorganisms in laboratories never provided their consent to be subject to the vagaries of the petri dish.” Tel Aviv, March 1 – A leading research institute has decided to shutter its pathology and microbiology facilities amid concerns that countless acts ...

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Palestinian Study: Hebrew Descended From Pig Latin

Palestinian Study: Hebrew Descended From Pig Latin

The pig-oriented linguistic argument fits into a trend in Palestinian and Islamic scholarship at large. Ramallah, February 16 – Linguistic researchers at Bir Zeit University published an article this week in which they argue that Hebrew is not in fact a ...

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Israel Snags Royalty Rights To ‘Protocols’

Israel Snags Royalty Rights To ‘Protocols’

They will thus gain immensely from the burgeoning sales of the book among those who wish the nation ill. Jerusalem, February 11 – Treasury officials gathered in the Israeli capital today to celebrate the country’s most recent achievement, a secret ...

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