The regime’s killing of a woman who refused to wear the face- and head-covering that Iran’s modesty laws mandate sparked the unrest. Tehran, September 25 – Officials in the Islamic Republic apologized today to Russian President Vladimir Putin, explaining that they must ...
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The exception to Syria’s job-related woes in the booming, so to speak, field of runway repair. Damascus, September 15 – Employment prospects under the rule of Basher Assad have seen better days since a civil war broke out in the ...
Read More »Oppressed, Poor Iranians: At Least Hezbollah, Hamas Will Enjoy Nuclear Deal Riches
“At least Hezbollah will be able to kill Israelis as indiscriminately as they kill Lebanese. Some important things will come out of it.” Tehran, September 6 – Citizens of the Islamic Republic who have lived under political, religious, and cultural ...
Read More »Rest Of Mideast Kind Of Jealous Ben-Gvir Wants To Send Only Palestinians To Europe
“It just isn’t fair.” Amman, August 25 – A controversial, discriminatory proposal by a far-right Israeli lawmaker piqued interest in the wider region this week, and caused many to wonder why only disloyal Arabs living under Israeli rule would get ...
Read More »Arab Gulf State Spokesman Already Yawning Before You Finish Question About Gaza
The incident marks the quickest inducement of a yawn on the subject of Palestine since the Abraham Accords. Riyadh, August 17 – A diplomatic official from one of several Persian Gulf countries to establish formal ties with Israel began to express ...
Read More »Biden Official Explains Real Reason For Afghanistan Withdrawal: Completed Mission Of Ignoring Child Sex Slavery There
It was time to bring back the troops tasked with that mission. Washington, August 8 – A White House representative disclosed Monday a heretofore undiscussed factor behind the hasty American departure from Taliban-held Afghanistan last year, one that the administration ...
Read More »Palestinian Bigwig Loses Embezzled UNRWA Funds To Indian Scammer
The process ended up costing him over eighty thousand dollars of other people’s money. Ramallah, July 28 – A senior official in President Mahmoud Abbas’s government fell prey to a common internet ruse to bilk unsuspecting users of their money ...
Read More »After Audio Of Eichmann Admitting Final Solution His Project, Palestinian Authority Seeks To Pay His Heirs
Experts estimate the total amount will exceed eight billion dollars, which accounts for the bulk of the Palestinian Authority’s annual budget, itself largely underwritten by foreign donors. Ramallah, July 19 – The contents of a 1957 interview with the chief ...
Read More »Antisemitism Removed From Saudi Textbooks Added To Palestinian Books
“It’s definitely been a challenge.” Ramallah, July 7 – The sea change underway in the Middle East involving the acceptance and integration of Israel into a region once uniformly hostile to the Jewish State continues among numerous avenues, such as the reworking ...
Read More »US Envoy To Ramallah Marks End Of Pride Month With Joint Throw-Gays-Off-Roof Ceremony
The staff had to travel to the Tel Aviv Pride Parade several weeks ago to participate in the more familiar, Western methods of celebrating. Ramallah, June 29 – The Biden administration’s senior representative to the Palestinian Authority spent this morning ...
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