PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

Observers cited the related phenomenon of journalists describing Jerusalem as “holy to three religions” without noting that the importance of the city to Christianity and to Islam derives directly from its centrality to Judaism. Jerusalem, March 28 – Commentators and ...

It mandates specific attention to Israel regardless of the situation there or elsewhere, and has resulted in more condemnations of the Jewish State than of all other nations combined. Sinai Desert, March 19 – Frenzied diplomatic activity in advance of ...

John Kerry urged his Democratic colleagues to free up organizational resources and time for other important areas of concern now that Khamenei had solved the climate crisis. Tehran, March 6 – A group that, in its efforts to persuade the public ...

“It’s enough to make a saint wonder whether getting burned at the stake is even worth it.” Garden of Eden, February 27 – Heavenly sources reported today (Wednesday) that the thousands of Christians who suffered and died for the faith ...

The new proposed document focuses on menstruation, inappropriate sexuality, boastfulness, walls, fake news, and the term “sad.” Tel Aviv, February 18 – A venerable hypothesis regarding the sources of verses and passages in the first five books of the Hebrew Scriptures may ...

“It’s not unprecedented to undo thousands of years of doctrine with the stroke of a pen,” remarked religion scholar Pete O’Filia. Abu Dhabi, February 7 – The head of the Roman Catholic Church slapped his forehead in a moment of ...

The long-term implications of the discovery remain unclear. Jerusalem, January 29 – Scandal gripped the ultra-orthodox world this week following a discovery that the celestial beings who serve as the subject of many conceptual inquiries perform gavottes, horas, and other rhythmic ...

“The one place in the entire Middle East with a growing, thriving Christian population is the one country these people oppose because it’s a Jewish state.” Bethlehem, January 16 – The Prince of Peace, King of the Jews, Son of ...

Gabriel introduced the award at a ceremony to honor Einstein on the occasion of the latter finally passing Heaven’s entrance exam. Paradise, January 9 – A Nobel laureate who made unparalleled advances in the theories underpinning human comprehension of the cosmos ...

The Bank of Israel and the Ministry of Finance appear to have ignored the Law of Unintended Consequences. Bnei Brak, December 31 – Researchers have identified a key factor in the economic challenges that face ultra-orthodox Jews in Israel, according ...