PreOccupied Territory The News In Advance. Barely.

"The Western brains focus only on the ta-tas."

The disorder in its various form will bear the designation P.O.S., for Palestine Obsession Syndrome.

"Within a couple of generations, it's questionable whether there will be any Christians at all left in Europe."

The pundit's risk of heat disease will wane substantially if he stops accepting as true the various libels of Israel's actions in the Gaza Strip.

He has exhausted all of his personal resources and gone into debt.

"Other people are enjoying better results and notoriety by waving Palestinian flags than we are."

"It's the Jews' fault this is happening, obviously."

The mix-up might trace to Qantas’s frequent flyer program, which allows passengers to use miles on El Al.

"It would help to have a Democratic administration in place."

"Zionist machinations never cease."