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Israel Stymies Progressive Foes By Identifying As Palestine

As with students feeling “unsafe” on higher education campuses, the high principles of the progressive activists and movements took the step of explaining that those high principles cease to apply if Jews as a group begin to benefit from them.

Jerusalem, December 18 – The country formerly known as a Jewish state adopted the attitude today of pro-transsexual activists in the West, declaring itself “Palestine” and thus automatically branding its opponents as TERNs, or Trans-Exclusive Radical Nationalists.

“We identify as Palestine,” announced Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu. “Therefore we are Palestine, and anyone who has long claimed to be ‘pro-Palestine’ must now automatically support our continued existence, safety, and security, or else be deemed an irredeemable hateful bigot. Gender is fluid, and all the more so national identity, which has no link to biological markers at all, even in popular conception. Anyone who tries to exclude us from the Palestinian community must be ostracized themselves.”

The announcement through the progressive world into turmoil, if only briefly. Initial reactions ranged from knee-jerk objection to studied silence. Within hours, human rights organizations and other prominent groups in the progressive world had adopted a consensus that followed the same pattern as when women’s organizations were confronted by mass rape of Israeli women by Hamas on October 7: delay, minimize, deny, ignore, or rationalize.

As with students feeling “unsafe” on higher education campuses, the high principles of the progressive activists and movements took the step of explaining that those high principles cease to apply if Jews as a group begin to benefit from them.

“‘You are what you say you are’ is a good rule but not unequivocal,” posted Harvard University president Claudine Gay in a series of tweets. “Like ‘Believe All Women,’ it represents more an attitude and general guideline than a hard and fast doctrine with no exceptions. Obviously we need exceptions. That should have been clear from the outset. As my friend Briahna Joy Gray noted, you cannot simply take the word of a woman that she’s been raped, or that other women have been raped, and certainly not the world of men that women have been raped, without other evidence. Aside from news reports, boastful footage by the rapists, and all that forensic evidence. I forgot where I was going with this. The point is, the fact that this movement felt the need to put the reins on the perception that our principles are universal only when Jews or Israel suddenly stood to be protected by them is sheer coincidence.”

“She called us ‘Israel,'” accused a Netanyahu spokesperson after reading Gay’s remarks. “That’s deadnaming. It’s an assault on our safety! Fire her at once!”

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