“Our society needs to be shaken up, maybe even burnt down to the foundation, and then rebuilt. Like that place over on Shiloh Street I’ve had my eye on.” Jerusalem, July 4 – An area vandal who bills himself as ...
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Feed SubscriptionSyria, Yemen Parents Shipping Kids To Gaza So NY Times Will Notice Their Deaths
In Gaza, at least if they die some tragic or criminal death the international media will pay attention, because Jews. Gaza City, July 1- Families from elsewhere in the region have taken to paying human traffickers to smuggle children into this ...
Read More »Hard-Hitting Journalists Demand To Know Minister’s Favorite Shampoo
Crucial pieces of information on how she maintains her dark coif. Tel Aviv, June 30 – Aggressive, independent reporters continued to hold to account those in power today, with an investigative piece on the country’s leading evening TV news magazine ...
Read More »Man Figures If He Kills Enough Jews Allah Will Change Mind About Land Belonging To Israel
“The whole Allah-giving-Israel-to-Israel has made it much, much harder to kill Jews, which is one important argument in favor of undoing the giving of Israel to Israel.” Jerusalem, June 29 – A local activist believes that despite statements in Islamic ...
Read More »BBC, NY Times Bravely Not Noticing Palestinian Corruption, Repression
That fearless attitude of getting the story no matter what, unless the story somehow implies Palestinian have agency. Ramallah, June 28 – Intrepid journalists from some of the planet’s leading outlets continued to justify their earned reputation for getting out ...
Read More »‘Anti-Zionist’ Students Excited To Return To In-Person Instruction, Jew-Harassment
“I miss putting provocative messages on placards and challenging random people to condemn Israel or get called ethnic-cleansing apologists.” Berkeley, June 27 – Undergraduates across the country who hide their Jew-hate behind opposition to Israel expressed anticipation and enthusiasm for ...
Read More »At Least My Suffering Will Be Invoked In An Egregious Analogy To Gaza One Day
By Srul Zaiden, Sonderkommando corpse disposal squad Belzec, June 24 – Hell on Earth. That’s the only way to get close to describing my existence at the moment, and even then, the words ring hollow, inadequate. No reason, no purpose ...
Read More »Palestinian Activist Thinks Image Of Plant On Coin Means Place Belongs To Plant
Palestine must be ruled by the descendants of those plants, and of course Palestinians are those descendants. Ramallah, June 23 – An advocate for removing Jewish sovereignty from the Holy Land in favor of an Arab Islamic state, who also ...
Read More »Palestinian Says Was Raped By New Israeli Laser
“We find his account credible, because we find anything that makes Israel look bad credible.” Gaza City, June 22 – A former prisoner in Israeli military detention told activists and journalists that the Jewish State’s newest defense weapon, which intercepts ...
Read More »MK: To Close Budget Gap, Follow Iran Lead, Take US Hostages For Ransom
The Obama and Biden administrations have contorted themselves to provide as much relief and generosity as possible even as the Islamic Republic keeps US and other foreign citizens hostage as negotiating or financial leverage. Jerusalem, June 21 – An Israeli ...
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