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Islamic Cleric: Jews Judaizing Judaism

Islamic Cleric: Jews Judaizing Judaism

“Do not fall for the trickery that is Jewish adherence to Judaism.” Cairo, November 28 – A prominent Muslim preacher sounded an alarm this week that Jews are attempting to make their foundational documents, beliefs, and practices seem Jewish, a ...

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EU: Turkey Not Antisemitic Enough To Join

EU: Turkey Not Antisemitic Enough To Join

“Turkey’s involvement in genocide – the first genocide of the twentieth century, it should be noted – was directed not at Jews, unfortunately, but at Armenians.” Brussels, November 29 – Officials in the European Customs Union shared concerns today that ...

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Study: Hanukkah Music More Annoying Than Christmas Music

Study: Hanukkah Music More Annoying Than Christmas Music

The results will surprise many people. Haifa, November 27 – A comprehensive examination of popular winter-holiday music has led scientists to conclude that despite a strong candidacy, the irritating qualities of Christian seasonal music fall short of those that its ...

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Venezuela To Export Surplus Hunger To Iran

Venezuela To Export Surplus Hunger To Iran

“Venezuela is proud to make available to the people and government of Iran our vast stores of broken shop windows, hijacked food trucks, armed robberies, resentment of the political class, and other resources.” Caracas, November 26 – Latin America’s leading ...

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Fraud Alleged On ‘America’s Got Rabbis’

Fraud Alleged On ‘America’s Got Rabbis’

“The stories of mohels down on their luck, but who can perform three circumcisions at once, strain credulity at best, and constitute outright fraud at worst.” Los Angeles, November 21 – Rabbinic circles buzzed today with emerging allegations that the ...

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