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Feed SubscriptionStill Too Soon To Openly Wish Drone Had Killed Bibi
Experts differ regarding the minimum interval that must pass before expressing such a sentiment provokes any reaction other than horror or disgust.
Read More »Israelis Taunting Hezbollah, Hamas By Living In Flimsy Huts Despite Rockets
Akin to the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' campaign of Londoners during the Blitz.
Read More »Campus Activists In Bind As Leadership Of Decimated Hezbollah Passes To Netanyahu
Implications still unclear, if Hezbollah in disarray already.
Read More »Dread Pirate Roberts Living Like King In Jerusalem Suburb
The vanishingly few people privy to the secret, he led to believe that he had taken up residence in Patagonia.
Read More »Trump OKs Proposal To Make Gaza Strip World’s Largest Golf Course
"Fake news. The whole Palestinian refugee idea is fake news."
Read More »I Beat My Israeli Hostage Every Day But Palestine Isn’t Any Freer
by Omar Sh'theed, Hamas supporter in Gaza
Read More »Child Still Sore At Synagogue Candy Man For Shirking Duties On Yom Kippur
"We should have thrown him in the river instead of the bread!"
Read More »Aides Inform Ben-Gvir That Chest-Beating, Chest-Thumping Not Same Thing
When he saw the instructions in the prayer book to 'strike the chest at the mention of each term' for sinful behaviors, he thought it meant doing what he always does.
Read More »IAF Pilots Put In For $23M In US Reward Money For Wanted Hezbollah Men
"President Biden told Israel not to kill [Hezbollah leader Sheikh Hassan] Nasrallah last October when the IDF had him in their sights."
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