“We’re chuffed to bits,” gushed a section chief in uncharacteristic exuberance. Tel Aviv, August 21 – Israeli secret intelligence officials enjoyed such success with the operation to distract Earth’s population from their nefarious doings by blocking the sun with the ...
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“Their factions haven’t held sway in long time, but they’re still acting as if they matter. It’s kind of pathetic.” Ramallah, August 21 – Aides and other officials present at a meeting yesterday between Meretz Party Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On and ...
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“A people under occupation has the right to… to…” trailed off Yolanda Knell Helsinki, August 20 – Pundits and politicians accustomed to explaining away violence against Jews as either overblown or justified have stumbled in their efforts to make the ...
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“We had hoped that eventually the Americans would begin jailing, torturing, even executing critics, just to show they are serious about this commitment.” Tehran, August 20 – Diplomatic and political officials in Iran lambasted American foreign policy today and threatened ...
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Retail groups pushed heavily for the change, preferring to have the option of blaming restrictions imposed from the outside for unpleasant conditions in their stores. Tel Aviv, August 17 – For the first time in more than two decades, the agency ...
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“You do Me no favors by showcasing your insecurity over the observations of a celebrity.” Jerusalem, August 16 – Jesus Christ, son of God, the Prince of Peace, King of the Jews, Messiah and Savior, shrugged His shoulders today and ...
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By Imam Yousaywat Dafuq, Al Aqsa Mosque No one likes being misunderstood. I try very hard in my sermons to articulate clear messages, but partisans and subversives insist on distorting those messages for political purposes. Let me state for the ...
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The most prudent course of action involves mere waiting for the cataclysm to occur. Los Angeles, August 17 – The supercomputer controlling the defense systems of the United States has decided not to spark a worldwide nuclear war to destroy ...
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Kahlon ordered the preparation of the report following the lackluster performance of his flagship housing initiative. Tel Aviv, August 16 – Rising real estate prices have put the purchase of a home beyond the reach of most Israelis who seek ...
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“We and the movement we represent have never been comfortable with Jews.” Washington, August 16 – Leaders of the DC Justice March have offered a compromise to Jews who cannot attend the event scheduled for the holiest day of the Jewish ...
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