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Feed SubscriptionColumbia Bans Hanukkah Lights; ‘Celebrates Genocide’
"We regret that we did not act sooner."
Read More »Man Insists On Using Only Potatoes In Latkes, ‘Like The Maccabees Made Them’
"Latke" originates in a Slavic term, derived ultimately from Greek word for oil - which, in turn, stems from the Greek for "olive."
Read More »Palestine Activist Knows Hanukkah Candles AKSHULLY Celebrate Increasing Gaza Deaths
"No one celebrated Hanukkah until the Zionists made it a thing, to establish a fake connection to Palestine."
Read More »Hey Look, Honey, I Got A Pager In My Stocking!
by Jackson Hinkle
Read More »Mideast States To Welcome European Refugees Fleeing Islamism
They expect Westerners to flee en masse if the current effective takeover of Europe by swarms of immigrants continues.
Read More »Opposition Closer To Claiming Bibi Behind 10/7 As Pretext To Take Down Iran, Proxies
If enough voters see the victories as sufficient to make up for Black Sabbath, he might secure yet another term.
Read More »NGOs Vow To Pull Civilian Death Toll Out Of Different Butt Next Time
"We need to pull numbers out of a Russian butt instead of a Palestinian one; out of a Canadian derriere instead of a South African one."
Read More »Democrats Fear Trump Will Weaponize Defense Dept Against America’s External Foes
"Our enemies might be effectively deterred."
Read More »Whole Basket Of Leftover Bagels From Community Event Wont Fit In Dad’s Pockets
"You don't have a plastic bag on you, do you?"
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