"Maybe my shushing everyone through the years is finally having an effect."
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Feed SubscriptionIsraeli Hospitals Perform Genocide On Arab Bacteria
"The Nazis also poisoned their victims in the gas chambers, but they didn't kill nearly as many."
Read More »UN Calls Holocaust ‘Legitimate German Resistance To Jewish Occupation’
The US under the Biden administration numbered among the abstainers.
Read More »Birthright Women Worried IDF Only Has Special Ops Troops
It appears that the IDF consists exclusively of those elite commando-type troops, calling into question the country's readiness for various likely types of military conflict.
Read More »Police To Administer Political Quiz To Determine Whether Subjects Allowed To Disrupt Traffic
"Haredim get the stinkwater hose pretty much by default."
Read More »I Hate Having To Pretend I Like The Sweets Fadi Distributes When Jews Die
It's reached the point that I'm no longer so thrilled when Jews die. Maybe that makes me a bad Palestinian.
Read More »School Raises Record Amount By Giving Parents Choice To Donate Instead Of Attending Year-End Production
"I even asked if there's a way to prepay not to attend anything for the next three years."
Read More »Synagogue Congregant Fails To Start ‘Wave’
"Things in the women's section were just dead."
Read More »0 Killed At Ramallah Pride Parade
The 5,783rd consecutive year of documented human history that not a single person has been killed at a Palestinian Pride event.
Read More »Country That Left Lights On So Luftwaffe Could Find UK Cities Has Thoughts On Israel-Palestine
"We cannot stand idly by while innocents suffer."
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