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WARNING: This device must only be used against civilians. The manufacturer shall not be liable for damage or injury incurred as a result of use against bona fide military targets.

Thank you for purchasing your Katyusha™ Brand disposable rocket. We appreciate your selection of Katyusha™, the only dual purpose military and civilian terrorization device in continuous use since the 1940s.

CAUTION: Use only Katyusha™ Brand rockets in your truck-mounted, land-based or naval launcher system. The manufacturer will not be liable for any damage incurred to the system as a result of firing non-Katyusha™ Brand projectiles. Stay away from those Chinese knockoffs.

HOW TO USE YOUR KATYUSHA™ BRAND ROCKET

1. Select an area of populated Zionist territory within 30 kilometers of the launcher.
   

   Fig. 1. Use only actual rockets. Use of plumbing components will damage your system and void your warranty.

2. Check for enemy spotters, drones or other reconnaissance.
3. Load rocket into launcher (see fig. 1)
4. Check for enemy spotters, drones or other reconnaissance.
5. Point launcher in direction of target.
6. Check for enemy spotters, drones or other reconnaissance.
7. Raise launcher to 45-degree angle.
8. Check for enemy spotters, drones or other reconnaissance.
9. Arm the Katyusha™ Brand projectile by flipping the “on” switch.
10. Check for enemy spotters, drones or other reconnaissance.
11. Hit the “launch” button on the control panel.
12. Check for enemy spotters, drones or other reconnaissance.
13. Get the Hell away from where you are, because the enemy now knows your position.

WHEN THE RETALIATORY ZIONIST ARTILLERY OR MISSILES STRIKE YOU, REMEMBER THAT IT WAS KATYUSHA™ BRAND ROCKETS THAT GOT THE ENEMY’S ATTENTION.