by Stanislaw Kaczynski Warsaw, May 12 – Listen, I know some influential folks are up in arms about one group taking elements of another group’s cultural heritage and either commodifying them or integrating them into their own, and I get the ...
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Feed SubscriptionBoy Shocked To Learn He Becomes Bar Mitzva Even If Event Not On TikTok
“I’m still having trouble wrapping my head around the idea that something happens if it hasn’t been recorded and uploaded to the cloud.” Jerusalem, May 5 – A local tweenager whose family and community will mark his transition into Jewish ...
Read More »Activist Documenting All Apartheid In Israel Exhausts Research In 12 Minutes, Seeks Suggestions For Stuff To Do Rest Of Month
“Is this one of those things where we change the long-established definition of a term so we can paint Israel as violating it, like we did with ‘seller-colonialism,’ ‘ethnic cleansing,’ and ‘genocide’?” Tel Aviv, April 28 – The holder of ...
Read More »Sorry, I’m Still Working On My Op-Ed Arguing Selling Chametz To Non-Jews Is Exploitative
By Peter Beinart To: Dean Baquet, Executive Editor, NY times I must offer my apologies, Dean. I know that a week or two ago we agreed that I would supply an opinion article for the Times exploring the myriad ways ...
Read More »Gantz, Meretz Suddenly Realize European Govt’s Don’t Get To Vote In Israel Elections
“I was under the impression that we career officers-cum-politicians naturally know better than hoi polloi, who probably don’t even know the difference between Mercedes and BMW.” Tel Aviv, April 14 – Leaders of the country’s most progressive parties came to ...
Read More »BDS Preparing To Continue Ignoring Russian Seizure Of Ukrainian Territory
Focusing on the singular goal of righting a supposed wrong that barely registers in the annals of human suffering. London, April 11 – Leaders of the Boycott, Divest, Sanctions movement targeting Israel over what they consider the Jewish States’s occupation of Palestinian ...
Read More »Last Haredi Without Smartphone Actually Just Non-Haredi Living On Budget
The same family also owns no television, but not because of philosophical objection to mass media content. Jerusalem, April 6 – Israel’s market for the previous generation of cellular devices now mainly features clientele who for religious and community-standards reasons ...
Read More »My Supreme Leader, We Can Attack The US And Biden Will Still Cave To All Our Demands
by Ali Mossadegh, advisor to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Tehran, Mach 31- Your Holiness, I must express my admiration for your wisdom and insight regarding the Great Satan and the naivety of their political leadership. Not only did you tell us not ...
Read More »Advocate Of Sanctions On Apartheid, Terrorist-Run, Anti-Palestinian Mideast State Realizes He Means Lebanon
“I think we have to rethink our approach, because if we’re really about helping Palestinians, we have to- hey, where is everybody going?” New York, March 24 – An activist campaigning for economic, cultural, diplomatic, and other measures against a ...
Read More »Corbyn, Allies Slam IDF For Blocking Shipment Of Flowers To Terrorist Graves
“Israel’s thwarting of the delivery can only be seen as cruelty for the sake of cruelty.” London, March 20 – Prominent figures in Britain’s Labour Party expressed outrage today upon learning that several bouquets they had dispatched to the Palestinian Territories ...
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