“Only losers, if you’ll pardon my frankness, who can’t think for themselves must depend on the likes of Rogel Alpher for regular doses of self-loathing, pessimist weltschmerz, and can’t generate it on their own.” Tel Aviv, April 19 – The ...
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To make matters worse, continued Ms. Meir, in the interest of good customer relations she must conceal her frustration and annoyance. Rishon LeTzion, April 12 – A member of the floor staff at this furniture and housewares superstore has just ...
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The feat bests the previous record forty-eight hours, set in 2008, by a family in Skokie, Illinois. Jerusalem, April 4 – Officials from Guinness World Records confirmed a new mark today upon certifying that the children of a local family are still ...
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“The passenger apparently subjected the vehicle to one or two more iterations of ‘Copacabana’ than any being can handle.” Maale Adummim, March 21 – An automated vehicle destroyed itself and its human cargo this morning by careening through a roadside ...
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“We are considering this an Active Heresy situation, and have deployed our personnel accordingly to address this threat.” Ramat Aviv Gimmel, March 14 – Police rushed to a high school in this northern neighborhood of Tel Aviv this morning upon ...
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“This year we succeeded in coordinating all route blockages so that all of them can take place as planned, and none are omitted.” Jerusalem, March 8 – Municipal officials vowed today that the sections of streets blocked off for special ...
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The notice failed to clarify how this set of dangerous behaviors differs from encounters with local culture any other day of the year. Tel Aviv, March 1 – Notices went out to American diplomats and their families today to the ...
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Rashlan was convicted of criminally negligent homicide following a 2017 incident. Rosh HaAyin, February 21 – A crane operator whose negligence resulted in the death of an Israeli Jew filed a lawsuit against the Palestinian Authority today after discovering he was ...
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It would otherwise be followed by weirdness as they continue to walk toward each other but have nothing more to say. Rehovot, February 13 – Researchers at the Weizmann Institute of Science have succeeded in quantifying the maximum distance at ...
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“This is a violation of the drone’s human rights,” declared Amnesty International. Tel Aviv, February 12 – Advocates of offering full residential rights to illegal migrants criticized the Israeli military today for shooting down an Iranian unmanned vehicle Saturday, arguing ...
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