The Goyim Know

By Rabbi Mendel Moskowitz

Alert! Shut it down! Shut it down! They know! The jig is up! The goyim know!

I can’t tell you exactly what the goyim know, because if you’re a goy and you don’t yet know, I’m not allowed to tell you, and you could just be pretending to know what you don’t know, and then by assuming you already know and I let on what you’re not supposed to know, you’ll then know. And the goyim aren’t supposed to know.

One thing I can tell you, though, is that it’s a dead giveaway for you to refer to yourself as “a goyim” as if the term is singular. Ignoramus. No wonder we always assumed you don’t know.

How do we know the goyim know? Well, for one thing, many have displayed the telltale signs of knowing, even if at this stage they remain unaware of the implications of what they know. That will not last, but the damage can be forestalled by maintaining a confusing array of contradictory data so as to distract the goyim who know from glomming on to which pertinent things they weren’t supposed to know.  But as a precaution, we’ve got to shut it down.

What “it” is I’m not at liberty to reveal, either, because if you don’t already know what it is, and I let slip what it is when in fact you’re only pretending to know, then I’ll be guilty of letting you in on the secret of what “it” is.

The good news is they probably won’t connect the dots in the right way, and we can get back to doing what we planned to do in no time. Not that I can disclose any of that. That would be moronic. Short-sighted. Dim-witted. Goyishe kop, you might say.

Of course some people always know, but they’re conveniently powerless to do anything about it, and their shouting about it only makes them seem deranged. And this article itself might even be a diversionary tactic to make you think you know something, when in fact it’s a false flag and you might know what you think you know, but what you know doesn’t matter. You can’t know for sure.

And come to think of it, maybe we’re not going to shut it down after all. This whole thing is just a ruse to divert you from discovering the truth. Which you definitely, you know, don’t know.

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